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juno

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1. An insipid fairy tale about teen pregnancy that takes place in another dimension where pregnant women have no emotions and everyone talks like a badly scripted moron.
2. A movie about pregnancy and being a parent written by someone who knows nothing about pregnancy or being a parent.

v
1. to poorly imitate the writing and directing styles of wes anderson and kevin smith simultaneously.
A: Wanna come TV shopping with me?
B: Sure. What happened to your old TV?
A: Oh, I was watching Juno, then I accidentally threw it out the window.
by sloan steddi January 28, 2008
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Egan Junior High

Basically the whole school's rich white/asian kids and their only hope of fun is getting the hell outa town,getting high, or feeding off gossip of guys flooding hotel rooms, girls giving guys blowjobs and who's going out with who that week. Bunch of hot girls. Bunch of self-absorbed jocks. Hella nerds and freaks. 90% kids that think they're cooler than they really are and wouldn't survive 10 minutes in a REAL school. But hey, we've got good lunches and test scores. Don't worry bout funding, our parents are minted.
"Dude where you go to school again?"
"Egan Junior High"
"BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
by Some Egan Kid August 13, 2009
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junior poopface

Similar to saying safety after one emits gas or farts. When one farts, they must say junior poopface or simply, junior, june, or even le jun (pronounced lay june) or else one will be repeatedly slapped until one writes the word "JUNIOR POOPFACE" on a peice of paper. Similar to safety because when one farts, if one doesn't say safety, they will be punched until one touches a doorknob.
Bus: Hey riley, how ya d... (riley farts)
Riley: Junior Poopface!
Bus: DUDE! That smells like gay cat sex!
Riley: Sorry!
Bus: HEY FUCK YOU!
by Hefron January 6, 2008
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Egan Junior High

Egan Junior High...
The mother load of snobby rich kids. although about 25% are nice the rest think they are the shit. they are not the shit. this school has good grades and smart-ish people (aside from the basic white girls) so it hasn't been burned to the ground by society. any teacher or staff member that the students don't will usually be gone because they're rich and successful parents complain to the administrators and get their way.
Human 1: What school did you go to
Human 2: Egan Junior High
Human 1: Lmaooo how big is your mansion
by ipmdiabod3.14 August 29, 2019
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Junior

Junior is the LITERAL definition of perfection. He has the cutest smile, the sweetest laugh. The most calming voice. He cares so much for others and is the best to ever exist.

Not to mention he is VERY attractive, hes the perfect combination of cute and also hot. Hes the perfect person to ever exist and I don't deserve him in my life
Junior, you're the best person I've ever met.
by Rhaewaffles March 2, 2020
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Junko Pose

Var. (Junko Poses) Tiktok trend that originated from the weeb & cosplay community created by Josiane Lessard. She also made several adaptation (covers), songs (available on itunes, apple music and spotify) and audios for the sole purpose of keeping the weeb and cosplay community entertained during Covid-19 quarantaine. Weebs call her "Josie The Ultimate Junko Poser" while others may call her the Ultimate sister or the Ultimate mom. Junko posing may seem easy and riddiculous to you, but theres a lot more meaning to it than just being an "anime thing".
How to Junko Pose/ var. How to do the Junko Poses. / I got good at Junko Posing!
by CapitolRecords November 9, 2020
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oakleaf junior high

a school full of bitches that are hoes and don’t give a fuck bout nothing except dick and dick riding. all the guys are obsessed with ass and fucking girls. all the teacher are fat and ugly and don’t give one shit about their jobs and will give referrals like bills.
yo let’s go to oakleaf junior high. wait the people there are hoes.
by baby_girll November 7, 2018
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