Joshua Jones

Joshua Jones is a fine young African American men's fashion enthusiast. No matter where Joshua Jones is going he will always look astonishing. Not only is Joshua the best dresser but, he is also the cutest guy you will ever meet. He is the most charming and knows how to put a smile on your face. Joshua Jones will do everything with class and elegancy.

There goes Joshua Jones serving looks again

by KarryR April 29, 2019

Pac-man Jonesing

eng.
1. An uncontrollable urge to carry large amounts of money in brown paper bags and frequent strip clubs for dinner at 3 in the morning.
2. The ability to be arrested 12 times, yet never see the inside of a jail cell.
3. Waste of talent.

exe 1=guy1: Yo dog, whatchu do last night?
guy2: Hit up the atm and went Pac-man Jonesing for some seafood.
exe 2=guy1 Yall heard 5-0 got Trey last night red handed?
guy2: Shit, that muthafucka gonna Pac-man Jones them charges.
exe 3=M.C. Hammer,"I remember when I was popular, then I just Pac-man Jonesed it all away."

by Nick Bockwinkle March 29, 2008

mike jones

Former NFL linebacker famous for 'The Tackle' in Super Bowl XXXIV

Due to sharing a name with a half-tard aphasiac rapper, many people have forgotten about the Mike Jones that has a talent.

by M G-man May 2, 2006

kristin jones

the best girlfriend lane can ever have

she is so hot like kristin jones

by 123bobert October 17, 2008

Jonessa

A unique name that was given to a girl in 2004. It is a mix of the names Joseph and Vanessa.

“You are the only person I know with the name Jonessa!” -Simon
“Jonessa is pretty unique” -Everyone

by GrassyAssy April 8, 2019

Jones It

A phrase yelled before quickly running away from a boulder, enraged natives, police, or harm in any way. Usually after pulling a prank and then running away. Running to a getaway vehicle is strongly advised, but snakes aren't.

"Jones it!" Yelled Billy as he and Bobby finished TP'ing old man Jenkin's house. See Cheese It

by Beernuts92 December 13, 2009

Sparkly Jones

The shiny powder that is sprinkled on yellow road paint stripes to add visibility.

What's that stuff they are spreading on the yellow road stripes? Oh, that's the Sparkly Jones.

by Butter Hogger June 9, 2003