John 

A guy who is super sexy and is the best person to have ████ with the most athletic person ever

Man that john is sexy

John by heyitsmejk November 12, 2021

John 

John is the guy who puts other before himself. His life has a deep meaning of not having a meaning. He doesn't know how to talk to people and he is very shy.

He will risk his life for his friends, even if they don't need it. He is submissive and breedable. He will obey your orders if you step on him. He is not social at all and doesn't know how to make friends.

Senpai - Show submission and obey your master.

John - Step on me

John by Jsjsjdjdjjeejj November 20, 2021

John 

John is a pear which makes him very fruity, make sure to play CPR around him to make him put his hand over his mouth and maybe he would sing CPR with you ( the song by CUPCAKKE )

omg UwU I love John

John by JOHNPHOBIC November 20, 2021

John 

Another -informal- term used to describe a toilet, most commonly used by meth heads

-Jesse: Hey man, can I use your John?
-Meth head: Yeah sure man it's inside

John by Lil Swigga 69 November 21, 2021

john 

He is the best dude in the world. He have the biggest dick and he is sexy asf. All the girls want him and he can not choose one

girl 1: You know John?

girl 2: Yes he is sexy asf and I want him to fuck me.

john by john with the biggest dick November 21, 2021

John 

He is honestly the giga chad. Men want to be him and woman want to be with him. A John is ussually very athletic and intelligent even though he doesn't show it.

John makes lesbians turn into straights

John by xd_kuraLitsa November 21, 2021

John 

A simp with homosexual tendencies who likes girls who look like korean soft boys.

Don't go Full John.

John by Mt retr0 November 22, 2021