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Just Don't 

A phrase meaning the opposite of Just Do It.
Usually used when irritated at one's incompetence, or when embarrassed that you know someone
Also used to put down idiots or people that epically fail.
Also used in acts of sympathy for the retard that almost did, but you saved them by indicating that they Just Shouldn't.
Also said to let one know that they Shouldn't Have just in case they ever try to again.
Idiot: Hey guys do you want to hear a joke that I just said but went unnoticed by you because you guys don't give a shit about me/want me to leave/hate the shit out of me/I can't tell.
Cool cat: Just Don't man Just Don't
Idiot: Knock Knock
Cool cat: WTF I just said Just Don't man.
Idiot #2: Who's there?
Cool cat: Why are people like you alive?

Stooge: What did the guy say when he walked into a bar?
Audience: (crickets)
Stooge: He said "OW" get it he said ow because he hit his head on a bar because he walked into a bar like a metal bar and not the type I ever go to because nobody likes me.
Smart Person: Just Don't

Shithead (Shi-theed): Hey guys I smoke marijuana all the time. Doesn't that make me cool?
Reasonable Individual: Just Don't (PSH)(sound)
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just want to say good luck, we are all counting on you

The best line in any movie ever, if you don't get the reference then you can go ahead and fuck yourself.
"Hey man so have you seen the movie airplane!?"
"Yeah man, I couldn't stop laughing when the doctor walked up to the cockpit after landing and said 'Just want to say good luck, we are all counting on you'..."

Just a joke

Three words that kids always use as an excuse to allowing shooters (but that won't work at all because it's still not allowed).
"Hey, why are you arresting me? It was all just a joke
Just a joke by Unlord123 May 24, 2019

Just Stupak It 

What you do when all else fails, make up a ridiculous reason to accept a bad deal.
Hey Joe, why did you just buy that new Cadillac Escalade when you knew you could not afford it and you would never be able to pay off the loan? Gee I thought I could “Just Stupak It”, and that someone else would end up paying for my car.
Just Stupak It by lola9999 November 8, 2009

Just for men'd 

Hair coloring product most popular during Movember
Verb- just for men'd
Steves mustache is barely noticeable, so he just for men'd it and now he looks like the sexual predator he should look like all month!
Just for men'd by Ck25 November 15, 2011

Just-tits 

1. A girl whose only reedeming quality is her big chest,

2. A girl who guys only see with boob goggles
Yo Brad did u see that girl. Yea man she's a just tits girl.

Yo Sam Fiona is definitely a just-tits girl. Yea im gonna need my boob goggles to help me
Just-tits by Ramone Corleion February 2, 2012

just trying to chill 

"You get real intense real quick and I'm just trying to chill."