ivanna

usually a simp, someone that is always trying to find love. When they find love they usually start simping way to hard.

"thats Ivanna the simpest simp out of all simps"

by ipponn March 7, 2021

Ivanna

Very nerdy person who loves books, especially crap ones (girl king, Boy queen)

IM NOT SURPRISED!
I state the obvious!

by mr.funnypants May 5, 2005

Ivanize

The Process of nerdifing oneself, once Ivanizing is complete, one will find themselves looking at Apple Computers, Electronics, and fugly sweater vests. This person is often seen wandering Best Buy, working at church as a helper, and often involved in leadership at his or her local school. A parent's dream child, but someone bullies want to can.

Tory: Man Crissy! You are ivanizing yourself!

Crissy: Chilax Tory! That will never happen!

Sheila: Hurry up Crissy! they're having a sale on Macs at Best Buy!

Tory: NOOOOOOOOO!!! Don't Ivanize yourself!!!

by Vitamin CV December 20, 2008

Ivanka Trump

A very lucky woman. The greatest president of all time, Donald Trump, has a crush on her. Trump has expressed desire to have sex with her on numerous occasions.

Person 1: Yo did you hear trumps tryna fuck his daughter?
Person 2: I dont blame her, Ivanka trump is hot as fuck

by real_deal_steel_69 September 10, 2020

Ivanaskankalot

1.Ivanaskankalot a) of the female species b) addicted to...long objects c) Will use cheesy lines like "baby ur body is like nicotine im addicted to it"

Ms.I: oh baby your like a fire and im the moth! Mr.K: shut up you wench.

by wumba May 3, 2005

Ivanka Trump

The Chelsea Clinton from a parallel universe where Hitler won the second World War.
Named after her mother, Ivana Trump, by adding a random letter to her name.

— OMG look that's Ivanka Trump over there!
— Holy shit, she's so hot I'm literally cumming in my pants right now.

by chadradwell November 20, 2016

Ivano Falvo

A tall good looking man that looks like Elvis Presley a mungo shlong

oh my god its Ivano Falvo

by Ivano Falvo February 15, 2018