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paper shop

n. Brit. mostly Northern. Newsagent/News-seller. usually sells greeting cards, stationery, tobacco, chocolate bars, cold drinks, basic provisions. Typified by owner-management and long opening hours.
Go to the paper shop and get some fags and crisps
by David Atherton July 4, 2004
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hobo shopping

The act of persuading a homeless person to purchase alcohol or something that requires one to be a certain age to buy. i.e. alcohol/cigarettes.
"Hey let's go hobo shopping for some booze"
by Vashe December 9, 2008
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shoulder shopping

looking for items on the highway shoulder while sitting in traffic
i was shoulder shopping during rush hour yesterday and found a leather jacket
by kingoflb April 7, 2007
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shop vac

When a girl is that big of a slut, shes sucking dick like a shop vac. Or when you suspect a guy using a shop vac in order to fulfill his needs
Whoa, shes a shopvac.....or.....Hey shopvac, did it cut ur dick off last night?
by airj56 April 9, 2005
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RAMPING SHOP

To have sex with a women, Or Intercourse. A Song was made by using this word.

"Ramping Shop" by Vybz Kartel ft Spice
THIS COCKY NO PLAY, COME OVER BABY AND COME IN MY "RAMPING SHOP "
by POSL February 11, 2009
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stealth shopping

when what your shopping for is so embarrassing you have to go miles out of your way to the farthest possible shopping destination lest someone recognize you, wear a disquise, and try to buttress your embarrasing purchase by purchasing other less embarrassing items, and hiding the embarassing item at the bottom.
An example of stealth shopping:

Myself: Yes, I'll take four or five of those porno mags, a box of tampons, these condoms, this industrial-sized jar of lube, and *mmrmfllemng*.
Cashier: I'm sorry, so you want this BRITNEY SPEARS CD also?
Myself: YEAH! Please. Announce it over the freakin' PA, why don't you!??!!!
Cashier: Ma'am, your mustache is falling off.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh September 8, 2010
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future shop

A waste of time and money, A Pakistani hangout, See pakis
I have too much money! What do I do with it? Go to Future Shop!
by Dustin Wilcox January 15, 2004
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