Beauty Boat

The "boat you take to oppritunity" that you get ussually in high school to become good looking. you start high school ugly and or unattractive, and by your last year you are very good looking and know how to dress. unfortunately, some people miss the oppritunity. obviously. on the other hand, for some its just natural and they get to bypass the whole boat option, because they are already good looking.

Damn Ted did you see how ugly Beth is? yeah shes 24 now, geuss she missed the Beauty Boat in high school!

by peee ceee teee vee December 24, 2007

man on the boat

The clit on a woman's virgina

I hit the man on the boat like he owed me $300 and hit it like a speed bag while putting him in a vacuum.

by cookbook May 12, 2014

macaroni in a boat

A phrase used when attempting to insert your foot inside of the vagina of an elderly woman. The feeling has been defined as some to feel the same as sinking their feet in a boat full of macaroni.

"I tried giving my grandma's friend a macaroni in a boat, but my feet were too big."

by urbanchewbacca123 January 26, 2017

Speed Boat

The act of "buzzing" ones lips, imitating the sound of a speed boat. Then applying the vibration of the lips or "engine" to the grundle.

Jerry was tickled when Denise perform a speedboat while he lounged in his Lazy Boy recliner.

by T-Hype August 10, 2005

Gravy Boat

When you have diarrhea and make a sweet stew of gravy, and there is somehow a lone turd floating around exploring the bowl like Christopher Columbus upon the Santa Maria.

After taco bell last night I had a gravy boat the size of a jimmy dean's sausage.

by Tom Selleck February 1, 2017

boat zone

absolutely crazy and fucking insane group of edgy teens on discord who do nothing productive. All are chads in the server, except for one bitchass motherfucker called "bonk lord" who should do the funny (death)

Man, this place is a mess!

Yeah, It's totally boat zone.

by Bonk Lord March 17, 2022

Reverse Boat

Found in most common households. To many people, it is called a bathtub.

Friend 1: Hey, have you ever used a bath-bomb?
Friend 2: For what?
Friend 3: You know for the bath!
Friend 2: Oh, you mean a Reverse Boat?
Friend 1 & 3: What is a Reverse Boat?

by A gremlin and a crackhead December 21, 2019