Dean s 

a short loser. often with long black hair and a middle part

"I hate dean s"

Dean s by davcjsiuciccjahcjdw9i August 22, 2022

dean's list 

Honor roll at a college or university. Often a 3.5 grade point average or higher.

I actually made it on the dean's list this semester!

dean's list by Sarbie March 13, 2008

Dean's Law 

Dean's Law states that in any verbal human interaction (usually a conversation, discussion or planning meeting of some nature), given enough time, the said verbal interaction will cease to be realistic and sensible, becoming ridiculous and usually humorous in nature, deviating from the plot and resulting in nothing being accomplished and time wastage. Usually an enjoyable experience.

In layman's terms, the plot will be lost and people will begin "taking the mickey".

This law encapsulates the entire human species independent of race, color or culture. Timing and the amusement factor, however, are directly related to the intelligence and attention span of the persons involved in said interaction.

This Law was coined in 2006 by Dean O'Farrell.

*** Dean's Law can also be used to illustrate that normal boundaries do not apply to a certain situation or discussion.

Bob: "I suggest that we get blue curtains, I think they will fit in well with the existing decor and color scheme."

Kate: "I agree, but maybe the red ones will work equally well"

Allan: "OK then maybe we should get one red one and one blue one?"

Bob: "Yeah that's a great idea, if we do that then we can get tons of small blue and red carpets too! We can put them on the floor and make the room look like a big checkers board!"

Allan: "Yes and then we can paint little blue and red squares on the couches!!Ha Ha!"

Bob: "ooh ooh yes and then we can change the lampshades to luminous green!"

Kate: "OK guys, this is getting ridiculous now. Dean's Law has taken over now."

*** "OK guys, head office has really given us free reign with this project, so let Dean's Law run wild! No holds barred!"

Dean's Law by onlyalegend February 6, 2010

Dean's List Dropout 

- An indie band from the same state-loins that gave birth to Superdrag and 10 Years. Their style of rock is broad and varied, but remains coherent and intelligent.

- An individual who is incredibly smart but has no desire or need to graduate college, partly due to roots of an anti-establishment ethos.

I'll admit the guy is ridiculously good at what he does despit having never gone to college... he's a total Dean's List Dropout.

Dean's List Dropout by Jenov September 15, 2010

Dean's girl 

That group of sluts that always seems to be on a break that hang out in the deans office. The only reason they are there is because they are dirty whores who will do anything for extra credit and attention. They wear tight low shirts with mini skirts or tight sweat pants to show off their "assets." There is much speculation that inappropriate activities take place behind closed doors while the dean's girls are in there from fondling and other inappropriate physical contact to full on fucking.

Dean's girls are constantly seen in his office trying to squeeze favors out of him like getting rid of demerits or ignoring dress code.

Favors aren't free though, the larger the rule a girl tries to flout the more she must do for the dean. Payment can range from simply being in the room while skipping a test or project to getting felt up by him for something bigger, the most serious cases such as changing your grade to an A+ generally involve stripteases and full on sex in his position of choice.

Emily H, Sarah M, and Heather F are the most notable deans girls at our school. They have all been felt, fondled, fucked, and filled by Ron the dean on many occasions. The most notable incident was when Ron caught them with some drugs behind the bleachers, He told them to come back to his office where he made them smoke it till they were high out of their minds before fucking each one in the mouth, pussy and ass. The trio regularly go in to give him blowjobs to get on his good side and they love the taste and feel of his cum in their mouths or running down their chin dripping on their teenage chests.

Heather Foti is the sluttiest dean's girl of the three. She will suck and fuck for every little thing be it a few free points on a test or avoiding near expulsion. She shows up early and stays late each day, telling her parents she is being good and studious when in fact their baby girl is gagging on a thick cock or striping on a desk in a revealing schoolgirl outfit.

Dean's girl by puntitlover December 14, 2010

Dean's Vacation 

What happens when you're suspended from college due to low GPA or other problems.

Dude, my GPA was 0.50, so I had to take a dean's vacation for a semester. Like that was going to make a difference.

Dean's Vacation by YouFailMyClass November 5, 2009

dean's list 

The honor roll at a college or university. It is attained with a minimum GPA of 3.5.

Mike,Wade,Pat,Gary,Eric,Musa,Brock,Todd,Tony,Ed,Andy,Andrew,Jon,Scott,and Abe all made the dean's list this semester!

dean's list by JMC70 October 19, 2017