when the imposter is sus

sus

the imposter is sus, or when the imposter is sus

by BirdGivingBirth April 15, 2021

mission impossible

Sexual intercourse between two morbidly obese people.

He called an escort service because the only women in his singles group who would talk to him were as fat as he was, and that would have been mission impossible.

by A. Hick July 24, 2006

Impostor

Someone impersonating someone, and not who they say they are.

Person 1: Yes! I got impostor, why did you get? Person 2: I am a freaking crewmate!

by Amongusfungus October 6, 2020

Lex the Impaler

Street name for Lexington Steele. Porn star specializing in anal sex on white women. Gigantic penis known for annhilating the likes of Miko Lee, Monica Sweetheart, Gauge and Aurora Snow.

After doing a few scenes with Lex the Impaler, do those chicks have to wear diapers?

by The Kid! June 17, 2004

implode

To collapse in on ones self, to explode inwards. Also, to fail miserably at something.

Shit, i fucking imploded on that math test.

by Burt Reynolds February 26, 2003

Call of Duty Impairment

After playing COD and things in your life relate to the game.

A heightened sense of situational awareness.

Walking outside after playing and seeing a plane fly over and saying "Enemy UAV has been spotted"

Or thinking an enemy is around the corner.

Call of Duty Impairment is listening to foot steps hoping someone doesn't come up and knife you.

by The-Show-Off February 3, 2010

Impatient Dentist

When you are about to finish in a girl's mouth when she doesn't want you to, so she closes her mouth. Then you proceed to blow your load all over her closed lips like a dentist who's trying to get in someones mouth to clean but just gets pissed off.

Guy 1: "How'd it go last night?"
Guy 2: "It was hilarious. My girl wouldn't open her mouth when I wanted to finish. I couldn't wait any longer so I gave her the impatient dentist."

by Mr. 35 July 19, 2010