help

the act in which you need urgent help as the old man in the closet has taken you into the basement and is ready to get going. This often happens to small children as they are the easiest to abduct. very rarely you might be fed some of the magic white stuff that you know your dad has under your bed. then you will be happy. then the old man will have his fun

Please HELP me he is after me!

Come here boi

AHhhhhhhhhh god no!!!

by The Spectrum Ninja June 9, 2021

Help

This is a cry for help

Pls help me

by Arnicaisverysad September 29, 2023

help the german teacher is keeping me in his basement

no please really help me I'm being keep in L1026, 36419 Geisa, Deutschland help

help the german teacher is keeping me in his basement

by XX_Adolf_XX November 12, 2020

get help with file explorer in windows

When you press the '?' icon in Windows within File Explorer by mistake

*Opens File Explorer and presses the '?' icon when trying to search* "Ugh, I don't need to get help with File Explorer in Windows"

by LoweredUniform August 25, 2024

help me

wait... do you really need help? uhhhh, don't worry ill call 911...
sh*t the phone broke

help me jhon HELP ME

by LOGANBOIIIII October 5, 2022

Help

The act of buying someone a coffee or buying someone a cigarette

Thank you everyone for all your help it is very much appreciated

by Roddhott February 1, 2024

Trying to help the blind see

A phrase used to describe the action of someone who is trying to change someone's perspective for the better, but they will not listen.

I told her not to go back to him, and he cheated on her anyway. Giving her advice is like trying to help the blind see.

by clopez09 September 11, 2025