greaterthan

Greater than 0, usually preceeded by a word
The absence of something after it makes it all that much better.

Demon cat says FOOD>

"Food greaterthan."

A: the blank space means everything.

by Infy December 24, 2007

grease guy

Also know as a "grip and grin" person. An extovert. An individual with an outgoing personality who has the ability to achieve a goal through interpersonal skills.

President Bill Clinton with his ability to meet someone for the first time and make them feel like they were the only person in the world who matters is the best grease guy.

by tjd79 April 12, 2008

grease map

Using the pattern of greasy finger prints on a multitouch display, like an iPad, to partly determine an application's UI usage pattern.

"The grease map shows that most of your app's controls are on the left and bottom of the screen, so you probably don't want to display important text there."

by Chimpy-6 April 16, 2010

The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen

Phrase: Used sarcastically in reply after someone tells you a personal story that was overall stupid, uninteresting and hard to follow;

said in order to imply that the story would only be funny if you were there to witness/experience

Person 1: "... Then the girl was all like "At least I didn't do this and such!" and then I was like "No, you don't get it like that. It's like this you bitch! HAHA!" It was seriously so funny, like you have no idea!"
Person2: "Wow that is The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen."

by hansonpaulsey November 15, 2009

Golden Grease

Ejaculating and pissing at the same time while performing anal, producing a golden goo dripping from the anus when the penis is withdrawn.

"Dude i totally gave her some golden grease last night."

by Arthwani June 20, 2011

Professional Greafers

An EPIC song that the producer Deadmau5 (Joel Zimmerman) made.

Guy 1: "Dude, did you see the Deadmau5 show last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, the crowd went fucking crazy during Professional Greafers"

by FPS_Dawg November 6, 2011

Hair grease

Jelly like substance for your hair. Most likely softee.

White dude: Man I hate jail. My scalp alway gets so flakey.

Black dude: Try some hair grease baby! Order it off the canteen.

White dude: Really will that work?

Black dude: Of course. How do you think I keep my braids so fresh?

by SteelReserve August 18, 2013