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Doing the Gordon

"Doing the Gordon" is shoving a crowbar up a woman's vagina.
"Hey, I just played Half-Life 2 and I really liked the main character, so I decided to pay him a little tribute by doing the Gordon with my wife."
by func_peepee August 4, 2019
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Super Shea Gordon

Shea Gordon’s the ultimate shagger

All other midfielders have huge posters of him on their wall as he is the ultimate sex master

Recce Cole is excluded from this as he is a shagger as well
Kenny Miller: omg its Shea Gordon

Gordon:ah yes it is you mr Miller

Miller: I wish I was as good as you

Gordon: you are a old man now shut your mouth

A super Shea Gordon is a true shagger
by The ultimate shagger January 4, 2020
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The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf

The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf is a made name of a Christmas Carol just to see if people would choose something they have never heard of or try and look up what it was online, only to find it here.
We tried to google " The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf " only to wind up on this pointless webpage and then we had to give Mr. Trey a Lump of Coal.
by Mr. Trey December 14, 2020
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Nicholas Uriah Gordon

When Nicholas Uriah Gordon pulled out his fat, 9 inch, tattooed cock and started fucking my tight wet pussy, I came several times before he slid into my ass. Jesus Christ I truly believe I just found God!
by Nicholas Uriah Gordon August 22, 2023
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Tony Goldwyn as Gordon Gray

Scandal in the White House to Oppenheimer in the war room, Goldwyn's Gordon Gray knows power plays yo!
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: What's Goldwyn doing these days?

Person 2: Tony Goldwyn as Gordon Gray in Oppenheimer, power never changes man!
by courtofowls September 4, 2023
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Fuck you gordon

Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?
"Fuck you gordon"
"Do you know who ate all the donuts?"
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024
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Dr. Gordon-Smith

First off, HE HAS A PhD. Call him Doctor. Not Mister. Doctor.

He is an English teacher, and he is the best. No other teacher has the compassion and care for his students like DGS.
But, he destroys your paper to the point where you are not wanting to write again.
Me: Dr. Gordon-Smith, can I use a comma in this sentence?
Dr. Gordon Smith: Well, I learned during my PhD program at Emory University that you cannot use a comma in that sentence.
by Lord Amigo December 6, 2018
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