goon kidney 

The goon kidney is the small organ that bulges out of your side during the peak of a gooning sesh.

Dude, what's that under your shirt? Eww, is that your goon kidney? Are you gooning right now??

goon kidney by deezest March 27, 2024

Goon stone 

Like a kidney stone passed by all the dry nut built up from prolonged gooning. Goon stones may be used in the future as renewable energy

I was too gooning for so long I finally passed the goon stone

Goon stone by Gelgate master 123 March 28, 2024

goon blunting 

when you’re a man completely hypnotized radiating in his penis, a goon blunting state can only be achieved while edging and smoking marijuana during backshots.

man, yesterday i was totally goon blunting all over this girl i hooked up with

goon blunting by chinkoplinko March 28, 2024

Goon Cave 

A closed off, secluded room where cool dudes go to goon around. They are typically dark, quiet and comfortable. Goon caves are typically used by one goon, but sometimes group goon sessions do occur.

Goons (or goonettes) may have a variety of tools and instruments at their disposal in the goon cave to enhance their goon session

Goon 1: Damn, today has been brutal. I need to blow off some steam
Goon 2: Let’s go to the goon cave man
Goon 1: We’re in T-town, our goon cave is back home
Goon 3: Connor’s room is open and he’s not around for the rest of today. Let’s goon in there
Goon 1: Let’s get in there asap. I need a good long goon session

Goon Cave by GoonLyfe April 19, 2024

Goon-Tweaker

A Goon-Tweaker, is someone who be tweakin and shit, but as they are tweaking they are simultaneously gooning usually in a corner or other room.

Context: Friend are doing acid

“Yo where is Iain”
“Idk prolly in the other room goon-tweaking”
“Fucking Goon-Tweaker”

Goon-Tweaker by Shqwn April 27, 2026

Goon lair

A secret lair that somebody uses for gooning

Example- Susanna says he’s going to sleep but he’s secretly going to jack his cock in his goon lair located at his friends great grandmas house

Goon lair by Brody likes cowboy cock May 5, 2026

Goon lair

A secret lair used for gooning

Example- Susanna says he’s going to bed but secretly he’s going to goon in his goon lair located at his friends great grandmas house

Goon lair by Brody likes cowboy cock May 5, 2026