gammon gates

Similar to gammon curtains, gammon gates are the female undercarriage, the flaps if you will

See also squish mitten

I put my hand down her panties and fondled her gammon gates which were astride her panties

While resting my eyes (sleepng) after a particulrly energetic shagging sesh, she flopped her gammon gates over my nose - I almost tossed my noodles due to the pungent stench

see also stench trench

by Jason Zombie October 15, 2009

Meat Goatee

When someone is eating a pepperoni stick and the end nub hooks onto their lower lip creating a meat goatee.

You're meat goatee is coming in well

Are you going to finish that meat goatee

Girl: Whats that on your lip
Boy: You mean my meat goatee. Is it too gangster for you?

by ConfusedEater November 15, 2011

Mountain goats

A group of gay mountain bikers. Often seen frolicking gayfully during their excursions.

Indigenous to San Francisco, recently spotted on Sugarloaf Mountain.

The Mountain Goats are active today on Sugarloaf Mountain.

by Mountain Goatwiz June 10, 2019

Bill Gates

A man who refuses to pull out before ejaculating because he’s obsessed with pumping his junk into everyone on the planet, just like Little Willy Billy Gates of Hell.

Melinda wanted me to pull out but I went the full Bill Gates because I want her to give birth to my genetically modified organism.

by Porky Blunder March 3, 2021

The Red Gates

A location in Rocky Mountain Hell located outside the indoctrination centres called West Central High School and Pioneer Middle School. It's main inhabitants are drug addicted, fucktards with God complexes and are completely devoid of any common sense. Their ecological niche primarily consists of smoking a fat dooby and polluting the town by tossing their cancer sticks anywhere they damn well please and letting their cars idle to spew toxic gas for hours on end. They have no regard for anybody but themselves. The location itself reeks of the putrid scent of 2nd hand smoke and gas fumes from their shitty, barely functional Kijiji trucks. west central high school Rocky Mountain House

"Hey you want to go and hang out by the red gates?" "No. I'm not a pot smoking tumor."

by DecapitatedScrotum June 16, 2016

Satan’s Flood Gates

Another word/phrase for mensuration or period. Mostly used to let others know that a woman is menstruating without the entire world knowing.

Women 1:”It’s that time of the month again.”
Women 2:”Satan’s Flood Gates open?”
Women 1:”yep.”

by Kitten.jpg June 5, 2018

Goated

The tucking of one’s nuts between one’s legs and prancing on thy tippy toes

My lord, would you like an old fashion goating?
Yes sire
(Man prances with nuts outs)
Ahhh I love getting goated

by Suckmynoodle69 February 3, 2020