Getting fluid in my band

Restricting your diet, a reference to lap-band surgery

I've been eating way too much all weekend, I'm getting fluid in my band this week for sure.

by seagull88 September 28, 2011

Sexy-Fluid

Any kind of fluid that is produced in the act of sexual intercourse. A much better way of saying sperm, seamen, jizz, nut, secretion, vaginal fluid, etc.

Guy 1: Will John care if I crash in his bed tonight?
Guy2: Probably not, but i wouldn't. His sheets are probably engulfed in sexy-fluid.

by K-DOG March 19, 2014

Triple fluid cocktail

When you have Anal sex so hard that it produces a combination of blood, semen and poo so you clean it with your tongue.

Justin plummeted Kevin so hard that it resulted in a triple fluid cocktail that he bottled to consume during the day.

by Dezmuz May 24, 2016

bumpah fluid

a fake thing said in automotive shops

Hey man i need some bumpah fluid for this broken bumper

by Brandallberry November 7, 2017

seat fluid

Fluid used in car seats in order to make them move front to back, shift left and right, and raise/lower the seat. Similar to blinker fluid.

You need to check your seat fluid the same time you change your blinker fluid to keep your car in well runnin condition.

by Kswaggo November 10, 2017

Twinkie Fluid

Any sort of moisture that an effervescent person or other animal may release.

I would dance with him but he has a lot of twinkie fluid going on.

by supercakewondereight May 2, 2018

intimate fluids

Cum, excess vaginal lubricant, any fluids made while being “intimate”

Oscar’s intimate fluids went all over Ashley’s voluptuous tits.

by B-Prez September 1, 2018