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A Fluddite is typicaly a funadamentalist christian who attacks science in order to deflect attention from their utterly ridiculous belief in the biblical creation myth and flood geology. Like the Luddites of 19th centuary england, they are ignorant, beligerant and and will try to smash anything that they see as a threat to their beliefs or way of life.

Although they claim to be christian they will often lie and misrepresent the truth in order to further their cause. Some of the more extreme ones will set up websites littered with incoherant jibberish. Some will try to pass of their Fluddite propoganda as science but mostly they just attack science in the moronic belief that if succesful, even on the tiniest point, the bible myth wins by default.

Note: Fluddites dont actualy do any science of their own. At best they just plagarize existing science and selectively edit in order to make it seem like it supports their cause. At worst they stick their fingers in their ears and quote scripture at you.

Why arnt there any dinasaurs in the Bible you Fluddite prat!

Go build a boat you Fluddite pleb!
Fluddite by Fubar Numbnuts January 9, 2009
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A person or group of persons that spread Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt with regards to electronics, software, or any other product or tool. Sometimes used as a marketing tool by competitors to denigrate a product, and sometimes used as a simple means of starting flame wars and attention-getting.
Me and my friends read somewhere that Pioneer Plasma TVs will make you go sterile, so you should buy Panasonic. Or;
Now that HD DVD is dead, Blu-ray is gonna screw everybody because they have a monopoly.
FUDdites sometimes merely make up rumors for the fun of it.
FUDdite by SpotFocus February 21, 2008
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Someone who spreads Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt about a person, product, or company. A FUDdite is also someone ignorant and weak enough to believe FUD when it comes there way, and like a bad virus, they pass the FUD to others.
It's a very negative social interaction, everybody talking uninformed trash about each other, products, etc.
A FUDdite might say...It's obvious the sky will fall if Hillary is elected president, and it's clear that America's young women will not be safe from educated black men if Obama is elected.
"OH NO! Blu-ray hasn't published their usage fees, Blu-ray is trying to keep the FUDdites from being able to make great DVDs and distribute them to teh world, telling the truth that the world must hear!
FUDdite by Douglas/DSE February 22, 2008
Fluddie is an amazing person who will love you everyday. If she gets mad oh boy your in trouble. She will hunt you down unwillingly. She is a Gucci person
Person 1: I broke up with Fluddie and she almost killed me.
Person 2: Well now I’m not going to ask her out.
a fluid word. can be complex and deep or shallow and quick ;) just gotta be fluid like water
"Man the king (otgy) was talking some fluiditee last night."

"I know that ute was really onto something"
fluiditee by fluiditee June 16, 2025
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026