flogulate

When a man gains his mate’s attention by cock-slapping her with his flaccid member

Charlie found his sleeping Wife in his recliner, so he chose to flogulate her awake

by Pooleone January 2, 2025

Floggy

When breasts usually female are both floppy and saggy.

She really shouldn't wear such revealing clothing her floggy tits are disgusting.

by CronicNeurotic January 22, 2025

Flogma

When you stone someone to death using clumps of smegma.

The sinner was killed by flogma.
The criminal is being flogged right now.

by smegmalover69 February 6, 2025

Flagshagger

Anybody in a Western liberal democracy with enough patriotism to wear or raise their country's flag, drawing the contempt of the chattering classes who thing it rather vulgar and a sign of poor education.

Not to be confused with the chattering classes in Western liberal democracies who happily walk the streets under Palestinian or ISIS flags, because that's like totally different man.

Look at those flagshaggers on the 4th July/Trooping The Color/Insert important national event here. Now help me with this flag of a Levantine terrorist state that can't stop getting it's arse kicked by Israel.

by SalopianSnark February 13, 2025

Flodscuery

A debaucherous night out with friends, typically spent at a ski bar.

Bro, sick runs today! Flodscuery at the Matterhorn??

by StrayteEDGE January 30, 2026

Flogton

Someone who only finds problems and not solutions

"Classic Flogton behaviour. James completely botched the project, blamed everyone else while it was going under, then when we finally fixed it, he swooped in and took all the credit. Didn’t contribute anything useful, but somehow made himself look like the hero. Total Flogton—loud, useless, and always around when the spotlight’s on."

by 22doolF May 20, 2025

Flogging

The act Gary McCourry carries out of his staff. We are unsure what it means to him, but whatever it is, it can’t be good.

Hey guys, meeting about flogging at 3:30. Then back to work, some of us have to work for a living!!

by MrFloggertonMcgee July 17, 2025