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Filthy Footlong 

A possibly world-record shattering turd that measures from end to end, at the very least, 12 inches.
Samantha: "Why were you laughing so hard in the bathroom?"
Barbara: "Holy shit, bitch. I just made a filthy footlong in there. I haven't flushed it yet - you wanna see?"
Samantha: "Hell no, that's disgusting! By the way, why the fuck is your name Barbara?"
Filthy Footlong by anonguy654280 February 20, 2022

Filthy Carl 

A Filthy Carl is when you stick a cold stick down a girls butthole.
Damn bro, I filthy carl'd that chick last night!
Filthy Carl by veefour May 27, 2022

filthy shepherd 

When you use a scoop of warm mashed potatoes as lube then eat her out after you finish.
I gave your mom a filthy shepherd last night. Best taters I ever ate
filthy shepherd by kraalix December 6, 2022

Filthy Frank 

A filthy frank is when you deepthroat a glizzy while twisting your hands around the base
Person 1: yoo i got the biggest filthy frank last night
Person 2: you want one from me?
Person 1: yes
Filthy Frank by blueshark35 December 14, 2022

Filthy Bulk

When a person who looks like 250 lbs of chewed bubble gum, and thinks they are a fitness expert because they go to Planet Fitness once a week, tells you they are bulking up by eating nothing but trash. The Filthy Bulk is different from the Dirty Bulk is that, in addition to the terrible foods you're consuming, you have a permanent stink that offends every other living creature on earth. These individuals claim that they will eventually go through a cutting phase, but it almost never happens. And when they do lose weight, they still look like a piece of shit. Another annoying habit of this ilk is that they act like fitness experts and look for any ear they can find to tell them about their "healthy" habits.
B claimed to be lifting heavy weights to bulk up prior to a cutting phase, but his ostensilunchable was just a filthy bulk. What a sack of shit!
Filthy Bulk by Fuqtoo February 4, 2023

Filthy Moss 

When you lick encrusted sperm and blood from lovers penis cleaning it of old moss left over from a previous partner
I gave my guy a filthy moss last night
Filthy Moss by Evil six April 1, 2023