bird feeder

A cock that gets lot's of cock sucking action from birds (chix).

EVERY chick,
wants to suck MY dick.
I call it the bird feeder.

by Sex ED July 28, 2006

feeder goat

A goat that is microscopic in size and lives in untrimmed or unshaven pubic hair. It feeds off of crumbs from food, lice, crabs, or ANYTHING dropped into the pubic hair.

Girl: " My moms bush is like a forest its so big and gross, and I think she has feeder goats now!
Boy: "ewwwwwww"

by FAWKGIRL January 14, 2014

bottom feeder

Someone who is willing to do just about anything to get a deal. It doesn't matter if what they're buying is junk, if they feel that the price is good, they'll do anything to get the deal (including standing in long-lines for hours and clipping dozens of coupons to physical violence and door crashing).

(Between two salesmen) Yep, we've got this $39 off-brand DVD player for all of the bottom feeders. Don't try to upsell them on anything else, just ring them up and get them the hell out of our store. We'll see them again when it breaks after two weeks of use, then we'll get them into a entry level piece.

by ColtC September 14, 2005

Feeding the Geese

An excuse for jackin' the beanstalk (see wank) when ones back is turned towards another person.

Jake: Kevin, what are you doing by the computer? What's your arm moving like that for?

Kevin: Oh... um... uhh... I'm just feeding the geese.

Jake: I didn't know geese eat that.

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

Malibu Feedbag

The resting of the testicles of a 80's hair band rocker from Malibu against one's chin to allow for the voracious licking, biting, and sucking of the balls and lower penis, performed in the manner of a horse eating out of a feedbag.

The Malibu Feedbag is always performed with the recipient/rocker standing and the "bagger" either crouching, bent-over, or kneeling; neither party may be lying down or sitting.

In a "Classic Malibu Feedbag" the recipient/rocker wraps an extra long belt around his naked waste and secures it around the "baggers" head to attach the "bag (i.e. testicles to the chin)" and prevent the "bagger" from stopping before the contents of the bag are "consumed/drained."

The inspiration for the name/manuver has been traced to an overly zealous Malibu supermarket "bagger" who would throw herself at all the rockers that shopped at the market (primarily Motley Crew), who, once given the opportunity to hang out in private, performed the maneuver out of shear uncontrollable lust for the band.

"Dude, I met this chic at a Crew reunion show last night who was so fuckin horny at the site of Vince, she dropped to her knees and gave me a wicked Malibu feedbag during Home Sweet Home."

by Stevo C. November 10, 2008

feed bankruptcy

feed bankruptcy is the result of being away from social media for so long that it is impossible to catch up on all the posts in your feed since you were last logged on.

Jeff: "Been away for the weekend. Declaring feed bankruptcy. None of y'all did anything interesting anyways, right?"

by txba397 August 26, 2011

feed the middle

Taking a dump - comes from one of the greatest movies of all time - The Human Centipede. After the three people are attached ass to mouth in a line - the first part of the hum an"centipede" takes a shit. Of course, it goes into the mouth of the second part of the "centipede" while the mad doctor screams "Yah! Feed the bitch".

To your friends while getting up to go take a shit - "Alright guys, I gotta go feed the middle.

by Dr. Shitfuck June 5, 2010