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feetlander 

a person who always lands on their feet no matter how shitty the situation.
Honey has been through some real shit lately. no worries, though, she's a total feetlander!
feetlander by jameser612 September 15, 2010

Freedland 

An uncontrollable awkward, slimy, and reptilian individual whose lanky figure often leads to sexual urges from unattainable women and occasionally men
Wow his hands can sweat on command. He's totally a Freedland!
Freedland by jayshbrom February 12, 2019

fernalando 

A 5'6 ish hispanic king who makes good playlists and has funky vibes. Physical attributes include a booty so thick it might shake the foundation of your home. He's also equipped with long curly hair, glasses, piercings, and the mustache/beard pussy killer combo, He claims to be a proud munch & he comes in his swaggiest corduroy pants and graphic tee. Overall 10/10.
"Damn, I wanna be like Fernalando"
or
"Damn, Fernalando has no bitches."

sieg Alf das das bliemenine feisaland 

Oh shut up you sieg Alf das das bliemenine feisaland