English Dick

as observed by Nicola, English dicks are generally smaller in size, thinner in diameter than its continental counterparts, albeit not a bad option.

guy: how was the sex last night?

girl: it's alright, cant complain about an English Dick

guy: so u didnt like it?

girl: well i'll still suck it cuz it fits better than a huge one

by Ms. Hamburgler August 13, 2008

Englishified

Englishified V. - 1. Act of translating text into english from another language. 2. Changing of a different speech to english

Mike: Why hasn't the new chapter of Naruto been englishified yet?
Sh33p: They're probably busy loading it up with 'special features' or something. Maybe those extra pictures they stick in and stuff.

by Mike Strahl February 4, 2005

US English

A language so mutilated it doesn't deserve to be called English any more.

"Oh look, yet another example why we should rename English to American, because us Americans have a deeper linguistic understanding of our language than the country that created it." from an idiotic YouTube comment

Notice how arrogant Americans are about their "US English" non-English

by 1471717gasdg87a5sge April 28, 2015

Good English

The phrase good English means that a girl has particularly attractive feet.

Yo Ben that girl over there with the Tory Burch sandals has the “Good English”

by Englishlover April 17, 2020

enlisted

People who hate officers because they couldn't go to college.

"I really hate officers. They have no right leading me. I'm enlisted, I work for a living! Even if they went to college and have been trained on how to lead us and there's probably a reason why the Army chooses to let such people be in charge... I'm still going to hate them because I'm mad I couldn't do that."

by Lottylula May 20, 2008

English Muffin

English men of slight build. Often wearers of cardigans and smokers of pipe tobacco. A refined gentlemen.

"that bloke you're seein' has more knitted sweaters than bill cosby"..."yeah, he is a real english muffin".

by ednamillion October 3, 2011

English class

Class that most math students hate but an average person loves.

Please for the love of god I don't want to read the fucking twelfth night and write an essay about it. When will I use Shakespeare verses in life or to a degree that involves STEM, and even if I have to read old writer can we read better playwright then the overrated Shakespeare. Fuck You English class

Me: Can I Plz Read this non- fiction book
English Teacher: NO
Me: Well Fuck You

by OHHELLNAH January 29, 2018