Eating at Mona's

Discrete reference to oral sex used in professional or formal social settings, or when you want to say something with a little more class than "eating pussy." Any name may be used, but Mona - as in moan - helps eliminate uncertainty. Variations include 'Dining Out/Eating Out at Mona's' or 'Getting takeout from Mona's.'

BIll (talking to Mike at office staff meeting): Hey, Mike, sorry I missed your call last night, I was eating at Mona's and couldn't get to the phone.

by CaliforniaYankee88 June 4, 2018

Eating that candy corn

Sexual term meaning licking someone’s butthole

Mike is in jail eating that candy corn

by Deehero October 11, 2018

eating cd's

When a singer sings a song live and it sounds like a studio version

omg she sounds so good, shs must be eating cd's

by donutuseurealname May 8, 2019

Eating with McGraw

When you go outside to eat in the bitter cold without any coat.

Wanna go out side and eating? We'll be eating with McGraw

by peacefulcheast31 December 18, 2019

Eating Coal

When someone is really tripping about something or said something really stupid.

Michael: Did you hear what Kevin said last night?
Kobe: Man, Kevin is always eating coal.

by Wessiah December 27, 2019

Eating club

The eating clubs at Princeton University are bougie ass houses (basically frats/srats but with an elitist Ivy-League label) where the majority of Princeton upperclassmen eat their meals, hang out, and party. Half the clubs are bicker (selection process) and the other are sign-in.

"Dude what eating club are you gonna join?"
"Idk bro, probably the one with the hottest chicks or whichever one gives me clout"

"Omg are you in Theta??????? I LOVE your shoes"
"Thank you! You're totally getting hosed from my club for being so fake. XOxo let's me friends"

by goldfisheater101 January 19, 2020

eating the phone

Typically an aussie rules football coach does this when they are very upset or about to lose big time

Oh my he is eating the phone

by Lord Beezer March 27, 2020