Ditch Weed

A guy who used to skateboard but has reached middle age and now has an unhealthy obsession with PT Cruisers. Typically can find him eating pizza, wearing a track suit with Birkenstocks. Laughs at his own jokes. Repeats himself and often yells unintelligible gibberish.

That Ditch Weed watching BBW porn on his phone has thrown in the hot rag and has given up on life.

by 42069007 May 2, 2017

dine n ditch

going to a friend's house or to a restaurant, not paying or otherwise being grateful to the host, and then immediately leaving with a full stomach, only giving back a quick "thanks".

host: "aww, this food was quite exquisite, dont you think?"

ditcher: "Woah! look at the time! i gotta go, thanks!" *runs out*

host: "AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHG! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
host mumbles: "dam dine n ditch"

by I might be July 20, 2006

doncha

another word for a vagina
can also can be used as a derogatory term for a female

"Josh touched my doncha!"
"Alyssa is an effing doncha."

by meesamanda March 5, 2010

ditch pig

a diirty whore from Birch River Manitoba Canada

Andrew Hall

by Grant Bruce March 7, 2003

dooch

A sovereign prince who rules a doochy

All hail the Dooch of Juey!

by Bia 2 September 22, 2003

doche

Contrary to popular belief doche is used to signify the orgasmic awesomeness of any person, place or thing. It is often used as a greeting in conversation to celebrate the moment you meet someone you pwn at life.
It has opposing or unrelated meanings to the word douche or douche bag.
Warning: Do not use this word against severely insecure or suicidal persons.

Doche Doche Doche! I feel incredible seeing you I fuckin' own you in all ways possible. You make me feel great. Doche!

by pdochesti May 22, 2007

ditch the hero get with the zero

basically, this is a phrase a single guy would say to a girl who is in a relationship.

ditch the hero get with the zero - break up with michael and go out with jon.

by imtheship November 20, 2007