Max’s dong, the length of it can’t be described as there’s no words in the english language for it yet.
by CMX26 February 6, 2021
Get the max’s dongmug. The sexual position of a guy placing his dick between the tits of a woman while simultaneously the man takes a toke of his bong. The act is best performed with the man standing, while the woman is on her knees pressing her tits together to squeeze the man's dick. Lube and good weed always helps. Best done as a dare to the woman after a night of hottubing, and can easily lead to many other positions.
by Libtarb August 15, 2021
Get the Dong With a Bongmug. by DJ Davies July 26, 2014
Get the Dong Dungeonmug. by hellohsvsjdbd July 29, 2022
Get the Pepper Dongmug. by SuperSlimyDirtPerson October 26, 2018
Get the dong schnoplermug. by MakeItSexy July 11, 2019
Get the Dublin dongmug. The metephorical penis size directly relating to ones intellegence. No relation to physical penis size.
Someone who is very smart would be considered to have a very girthy Knowledge Dong.
Someone who is very smart would be considered to have a very girthy Knowledge Dong.
Person 1: Man you see the size of Kevin's Knowledge Dong?? Dude really knows how to record and report metrics to companies with shit metrics.
Person 2: It's really not that big.
Person1: Shut the fuck up Chad.
Person 2: It's really not that big.
Person1: Shut the fuck up Chad.
by KiddRed June 27, 2022
Get the Knowledge Dongmug.