dork a saurus

1. A dork that is large in scope.

2. Being a dork as big as a brontosaurus

3. A dinosaur that wears glasses, has a pocket protector, and is a dork.

Liz is such a dork a saurus. If Justin Timberlake could bring sexy back, you can bring dork a saurus back.

by snuggs224 February 17, 2010

derk

a mean person. a dick/jerk..

a young man who is a mister grumpy gills.
also very hott and sweet. a boy whos girlfriend loves him dearly. (:

dude, zach is such a derk!

by 90209zach! January 13, 2010

Derk

One who is from he middle east and is suspicious looking

Originates from the word Dera derka

im not getting on that plane look at the derks boarding

by nvt guy March 10, 2008

Doeke

Enthusiastic person sadly lacking comprehension of everyday life. In a life scarred by misfortune he finds the will to continue without losing his good cheer.

That bitch totally dumped him, but he sure is Doeke about it!

Man, I don't know, I'm lacking me some Doeke today.

by Niaaaak February 5, 2010

Being a doorknob

Someone of either sex, that "goes around". Basically they are a whore. Everybody uses them.

Joe: "Jessica was being a doorknob last night."

Dave: "Yeah i even got with her!"

by BROKENEART</3 February 19, 2009

doorknob

Highly revered and worshiped higher power of many Alcoholics Anonymous members.

Your higher power can be anything you want including a doorknob. Surrender to it, pray to it, and seek out its will for you.

by hulahoophulahoop March 30, 2011

doorknob

something you call when you fart...then you call safety if you not near a doorknob or don't feel like getting up...and if you don't grab and touch a doorknob then someone gets to punch you:)

FART!!!!!!!!!!
"doorknob.....safety"

by eggss and bacon April 6, 2008