masturbatory cloaking device

A blanket given to homeless people allowing them to masturbate in public places

did you see that hobo going at it under his masturbatory cloaking device?

by Lildeb830 January 27, 2018

Crotch Held Device

Most people would call it a hand held device, I call it a crotch held device.

Please see crothchphones. Crotch held device.

by 1666 February 23, 2018

Big dick Derrick

A hairy male with a long dick.

Shaniqua: Omg tanwuinisja look, there’s big dick Derrick!!
Tanwuinisja: I heard his dick is as long as the Great Wall of China!!

by Big dick Richard :) December 31, 2019

Michael Ryan DeVries

A vey hard worker, likes to keep to his own, acts gay but now at all, and very cute.

Michael Ryan DeVries is very cute

by anonymous February 23, 2021

butter delivery device

Something, usually low/medium quality bread, that you eat only because you can put butter on it.

No, use the other bread for the sandwiches. This bread is just a butter delivery device.

by Balls2Wall January 16, 2023

Arctic Sun medical device

A non-invasive targeted temperature management system.

The hell is even an Arctic Sun medical device.

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

bioartificial liver device

A medical technology designed to support or replace the function of a damaged or failing liver.

bioartificial liver device, the reason to not be an alcoholic.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023