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horizontal conversation

Sex in a car, or just sex where both parties on laying down on a large chair, couch, bed, sidewalk; literally anything you can lay down on.
Oh my goodness, did I tell you about how Jake asked me to have a horizontal conversation with him?”

“No! Omg! That’s sexy!”
by Valunnten February 22, 2018
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Conversation jumper

That one annoying asshole who no one talks to and just jumps into conversations that they weren’t involved in not to mention no one was talking to them and they do this because they’re lonely as fuck
John: "So, Sarah, what do you think about going hiking this weekend?"

Sarah: "I'm all for it! The weather should be perfect."

Mark: "Hey, guys, have you ever tried rock climbing? I hear it's a great workout!"

John: *whispers to Sarah* "Looks like we've got a conversation jumper on our hands."

Sarah: *nods* "Yeah, it seems like Mark just can't resist jumping into our conversations."
by JDMF March 5, 2024
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When you're talking to somebody on your phone and you forget where your phone is. You may even switch ears / hands while patting your pockets looking for your phone.
I can't find my phone oh I just got hit with a wheres my phone conversation. while I was talking to you I thought I lost my phone.
by anonymous June 29, 2021
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Conversation Tivio

Being able to repeat back live conversations word for word; despite people thinking you don’t listen.
Boss: Blah, Blah, Blah, Project Deadlines, Blah Blah Task deadlines. Hay your not listening to me.

Office Work: I am too listening, you said, and a I quote “Blah, Blah, Blah, Project Deadlines, Blah Blah Task deadlines”

Boss: Smarty Pants, You’re a Conversation Tivio
by 58008 February 4, 2010
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Conversation Hearts

the most terrible candy imaginable.
Someone: Did you get any candy from your valentine?
Someone else: I got conversation hearts.
Someone: Aww dude I am sorry. Those things are a terrible, stale, chalk-like excuse for candy.
by therealtruth_ February 16, 2022
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Conversation

An activity lost to time, only seen in digital recreations. Ancient reconstructions show it was actually the origin of language.
Conversation examples include,
EX1:

IndividualA: Did you see the game last night?
IndividualB: Yes, the (Sportsball group)s won.

EX2:
IndividualA: I enjoy salad, since it has lettuce. lettuce is my favourite.
IndividualB: Why you talkin like that bro

EX3:
IndividualA: Have you anything to say to your creator... before you strike him down?
IndividualB: No.
by An. quadrimaculatus February 29, 2024
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conversationalism

i suck at conversationalism
by MTƎ July 10, 2020
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