chode

a chode is someone who is very impatient and stingy.. especially regarding anything concerning alcohol and/or drugs. hobies include (but are not limited to): spending the night in detox, getting arrested at house parties in boulder, getting arrested at shows for trying to sneak in having already bought a ticket, always bumming cigarettes off people, constantly getting locked out of her room and consequently having to sleep outside, passing out on main streets in boulder, trying to save up for a 420 fund but is forced to spend all the earned money to pay for m.i.p.'s and detox bills, hooking up with guys who may be missing some teeth....

"aaaaah valerie you're such a chode it's unreal!

by MOLDY TURD April 8, 2010

Chode

A semi flaccid penis

But I only have a chode

by Rrrr June 27, 2014

Chode

One who has a small male sexual organ. Also known to be a braggart, fiend, sexual deviant, cleptomaniac, bad tipper, and a red head.

Hey Ursula why do you keep going out with that dude? He is such a chode and he looks like a genetically altered aardvark.

by The predicament August 24, 2014

chode

when someone dick is thicker than it is longer

man, i have a chode

by jay February 12, 2003

Chode

someting wider than it is long

a rectangle, a short fish bowl

by micheal o 'ryan February 19, 2003

Chode

A chode is something that Anna, a 14 year old girl from cincinasty, chokes on. In her spare time she enjoys coloring it different colors for varying levels of pleasurocity.

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^ a chode, cus we said so

by Rhandea-Muchee December 28, 2005

chode

A strap-on dildo, often used by women to penetrate a lover's orephus.

The lesbian had to use a chode to make love to her girlfriend.

by Amanda April 12, 2005