Chode

1.A dick that's wider than it is long
2. A total dick that should fucking die.
3. A derogatory term used to describe a tiny fat dick.

Kevin Kochen and Chris Tobias are total chode bags.

by DrDigginess March 14, 2013

The Chode

Somebody that is a really chodey person.
Who can't stop saying CHODE!!!!!!!
Someone who has a chode dog!!!!!!!

Eric is a CHODE!!!!!
He is a lazy Chode!!!!!
He can also be a super Chode!!!!!
You don't want to be the chode!!!!
Chodes are stupid!!!!!

by chodey chodeson September 19, 2008

Chode

A dick wider than it is long

The man had a very big chode, everyone was staring at him.

by Zaten August 21, 2006

Chode

a black cock (could be white) which is wider than long.

My brother has a black mother fuckin chode which he uses to tickle ovulating donkeys

by gennaro ivan gattuso July 23, 2003

Chode

a penis wider than it is long, shaped like a little hill (resembling a clitoris i guess)

Kirk Alberts has a chode

by chodie May 18, 2003

Chode

The chode has nothing to do with the gooch or taint area. It is a penis wider than it is longer, and only that

His chode had the width, but lacked the length to please her

by Azn Ben September 20, 2005

Chode

It's a dick that is short and fat and looks like a stump

e.g

Friend:I fucked george last night

Other friend: Omg really what was it like

Friend: He had a fucking chode!!!!

Other friend: Hahahaha shame!!! :D

by Bob marley :D April 3, 2009