bible heed

to be totally in love with god and jesus. often attends maranatha.. also doesnt like to swear.

boy: duuuuude, i wana lay emily haxton!
other boy: you have no chance.. shes a bible heed.

by kellyaaaaaaaaa October 6, 2010

Bible Thumper

1. A person who follows the Bible, and is Chrisitan. Someone who goes by "the book" (:

2. A mean and cruel nickname for a Christian.

"Hey, man. Have you gone to church lately?"
"Priests these days! JUst leave me alone, bible thumper."
"Sunday mass, son!"

by Bland Fruitjuice(: February 25, 2010

Bible study

When a group of people get together and smoke weed.

"Whos up for a bible study?"

by Beckatha December 4, 2007

Bublescoch2005

The definition of one of ROBLOX's biggest bullies. She loves bullying people and needs reporting soon. It uses the term 'I will hack you' and will love to mess around with you. Also loves making hate. Also the definition of unlovable.

"Stop playing a Bublescoch2005 on me William." Sarah said, "I tried to help you and all you did was bully me again!"

by DatDianeBerryDoe January 5, 2017

one eyed Bible salesman

Noun - A human penis

I threw a rock at that guy and it hit him square in the one eyed Bible salesman!

by void_nothing May 28, 2007

bible conference

originally derived from the Greek bottomus numbius, a bible conference is a series of church meetings held every evening, with the entire conference typically lasting an entire week. technically, in order to be considered a true bible conference, the Greek word agape must be defined at least twice by every speaker in the conference. the only case in which this requirement is waived is if one of the speakers has cerebral palsy.

in the event that the speaker with cerebral palsy defines the word agape more than once in a sermon, that conference is then referred to as a Super Bible Conference, and revival is required to break out at that church for a period of no less than one business week, after which, church operations should continue as normal.

milo: dude, you wanna come to a bible conference?
teddy: probably not.
milo: David Ring is gonna be there...
teddy: oh why didn't you say so!

by Teddy Milo December 24, 2008

The Bible

A long ass paragraph that has to do with something extremely simple.

"Yeah, I'm not about to read a reply that is literally the bible on a comment that was a joke."

by SmithJacks September 15, 2020