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Breakfast Whore

Friend: dude the girls here are so easy.
Me: Yeah? So what, you buy them breakfast and fuck them for the rest of the day?
Friend: ya man. I call them breakfast whores
by Hamtaro the pimp August 11, 2010
mugGet the Breakfast Whoremug.

breakfast rail

When you scrape up all the left over coke or meth off your card, razor blade, mirror, and/or scrape out your pipe frosties to do a line or rail after a night of partying or when you have nothing left and are making a last ditch effort to get high.
"Dude, I smoked up all my stash last night, I had to do a breakfast rail just to make it to work this morning."
by Teekums September 1, 2017
mugGet the breakfast railmug.

vacuum breakfast

A type of breakfast which includes every edible item in plain sight. Often consumed in company of friends, or after a long or exciting night. Can be damaging to the consumer's heath.

Name derived from the consumer's vacuum-like mouth, sucking in anything regardless of caloric content.
I woke up this morning, and was so hungry I had a vacuum breakfast.
by Graphhhhh March 29, 2010
mugGet the vacuum breakfastmug.

Denny's Breakfast

When you wake up the next morning after being intimate with your loved one, you take pure egg yolk and pour it in a mug filled with yellow urine, microwave for thirty seconds and lightly wisk, then serve to your loved one with with toast and bacon.
Bill Clinton serves a Denny's Breakfast to people who return the favor.
by Denny's Delight August 27, 2010
mugGet the Denny's Breakfastmug.

poop for breakfast

its when you eat for poop for breakfast and its sooo good that you go in for seconds
guy 1 hey wanna eat poop for breakfast

guy 2 yea its sooo good

narrator and they started eating poop
by bennyboo7218 February 9, 2021
mugGet the poop for breakfastmug.

Vermont breakfast

Intercourse where you use maple syrup in replacement of lube
Did you and chad try a Vermont breakfast last night?
by THE_L0N3R April 2, 2019
mugGet the Vermont breakfastmug.

breakfast mom

It's when you are drunk in bed in the morn and you be all like - I NEED BREAKFAST BUT MY FACE IS DRUNK AS FUCK. You pine for a mother figure who doesn't exist and you begin to question the path you've taken in life.
Yes, this is steve. No, I've got a breakfast mom going on, sorry.
by maxkappe October 2, 2014
mugGet the breakfast mommug.

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