by The Manwhore May 18, 2011
Get the Brain Sexmug. This is the evil part of your brain in the morning that tries to trick you into sleeping in. It often attempts to fool you into thinking you've already woken up by making you dream about getting ready for work.
Dude, I'm late for work! I think Sleep Brain turned off my alarm this morning, cuz I don't remember doing it.
by KatyM February 3, 2008
Get the Sleep Brainmug. Peter never learned how to backup his bitcoin seed phrase and lost his private key. What a Schiff for brains!
by Rabbinstein January 27, 2021
Get the Schiff for brainsmug. The sleep-deprived, often disorienting way a person feels after working on so many impending deadlines their life has become a blur, usually made possible by the regular consumption of several litres of caffeinated beverage in short amounts of time.
Huh? Oh, I get it now. Sorry: brain-lag!
Employer: "Have you been here all night? You look like shit!"
Employee: "Yeah, a bad case of brain-lag..."
{employer leaves cubicle}
Employee: "...bastard."
Employer: "Have you been here all night? You look like shit!"
Employee: "Yeah, a bad case of brain-lag..."
{employer leaves cubicle}
Employee: "...bastard."
by Adam Schilling July 16, 2008
Get the brain-lagmug. Someone who has highly unusual and speedy intellectual capabilities. This individual typically has mastered UCC Damages and Battle of the Forms during the summer preceding law school.
Could use a laser brain to cut through this warehouse of discovery documents, otherwise I'd have to hire ten new associates from Regents law.
by lazerbrain October 31, 2011
Get the Laser Brainmug. by Joe December 16, 2004
Get the duh-brainmug. by Pere 1972 April 26, 2008
Get the brain freezemug.