This list was developed identical to the Sex Offenders List in order to give the public an opportunity to know which men (I mean boys) have satisfied the criteria of a Boyfriend Offender.
Cheat (sex or otherwise including emotional cheating)
Neglect
Abuse (physical and / or emotional)
Use (monetary or otherwise)
Drugs (including marijuana, opium, or any other plant)
Alcohol (excessive - everyday)
Feminine (characteristics of a girl - scared, pussy, etc.)
Small (if you know what I mean)
It only takes one of the criteria to make the Boyfriend Offenders List. Although; and depending on how many girls he has offended, he's liable to make the list several times when said actions are repeated to different girls. As a result, we can detect when a trend is happening and lower the potential of future relationship "Surprise! I'm an asshole." situations. Ultimately, exposing and weeding out bad boyfriends for the purpose of giving the good guys a fair shot.
Cheat (sex or otherwise including emotional cheating)
Neglect
Abuse (physical and / or emotional)
Use (monetary or otherwise)
Drugs (including marijuana, opium, or any other plant)
Alcohol (excessive - everyday)
Feminine (characteristics of a girl - scared, pussy, etc.)
Small (if you know what I mean)
It only takes one of the criteria to make the Boyfriend Offenders List. Although; and depending on how many girls he has offended, he's liable to make the list several times when said actions are repeated to different girls. As a result, we can detect when a trend is happening and lower the potential of future relationship "Surprise! I'm an asshole." situations. Ultimately, exposing and weeding out bad boyfriends for the purpose of giving the good guys a fair shot.
by purplebubblegum:) October 20, 2010
Get the Boyfriend Offenders List mug.The boy that you have sex with and do all the other relationship type things with. You are probably invited to all of his family functions yet you are introduced as just a friend. You may even live together or have children. He refuses to commit and maintains the attitude that having a "Relationship" will ruin your friendship. He may even date other women and you are expected to think nothing of it. "Un" Stemming from "Alice in wonderland's" Un-birthday. Where it's not your birthday but you celebrate like it is.
Un-boyfriend: Hey Stephanie you wanna come back to my place?
Stephanie: Aren't you living with Amber?
Un-boyfriend: Well yeah but we just share a bed we're not in a "relationship".
Stephanie: Aren't you living with Amber?
Un-boyfriend: Well yeah but we just share a bed we're not in a "relationship".
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by Marie Baker February 17, 2009
Get the Bouffy mug.When a boy you are dating doesn't really care about you. He pays more attention to video games than you, forgets your birthday, ditches you to hang with other girls/boys, lies to you, ect.- yet somehow, he makes YOU feel guilty. This is an antonym of love.
YOU:Hey, do you want to do something friday?
SUCKY BOYFRIEND: Nah..I'm playing COD that night
YOU: ohh.. well I guess you don't have to come to my birthday party if you don't want to..
SB: yeah, no, I really don't. Me and Christina are going to the club
YOU: I thought you said you where playing video games..
SB: Huh? yeah, whatever *Hangs Up*
YOu:..... What a sucky boyfriend.
SUCKY BOYFRIEND: Nah..I'm playing COD that night
YOU: ohh.. well I guess you don't have to come to my birthday party if you don't want to..
SB: yeah, no, I really don't. Me and Christina are going to the club
YOU: I thought you said you where playing video games..
SB: Huh? yeah, whatever *Hangs Up*
YOu:..... What a sucky boyfriend.
by amazon1 November 6, 2011
Get the Sucky Boyfriend mug.An almost boyfriend is a guy who you flirt with but don't really know too well but you both want to be together although you can't make the first move
Bestie: who's that guy you keep winking at through the bus window every day?
You: oh! That's my almost boyfriend
Bestie: bitch, make a move before I fuck him and take him away
You: oh! That's my almost boyfriend
Bestie: bitch, make a move before I fuck him and take him away
by Oliviaxbae March 29, 2015
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OMG, Alyssa! Carter is your wallpaper boyfriend? ! Maybe he will ask you to be his real girlfriend some day...
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A geek is someone who is unusually enthusiastic about a specific topic, sometimes an unusual topic, such as computing, science, maths or painting tiny models from Lord of the Rings.
Boffin:
A term used almost exclusively in the UK to affectionately refer to an expert or egghead. This term originated from the 'back room boys' in the second world war who were, amongst other things, operating radar and trying to break the german enigma code.
Nerd:
Someone who has difficulty negotiating social situations. The term has strong negative connotations and is mostly used as an insult. Nerd is often used interchangably with geek and it is true that many people are both but they mean different things.
A geek is someone who is unusually enthusiastic about a specific topic, sometimes an unusual topic, such as computing, science, maths or painting tiny models from Lord of the Rings.
Boffin:
A term used almost exclusively in the UK to affectionately refer to an expert or egghead. This term originated from the 'back room boys' in the second world war who were, amongst other things, operating radar and trying to break the german enigma code.
Nerd:
Someone who has difficulty negotiating social situations. The term has strong negative connotations and is mostly used as an insult. Nerd is often used interchangably with geek and it is true that many people are both but they mean different things.
Geek/Nerd/Boffin
Geek:
"OMG OMG IT'S A TINY PAINTED IAN MCKELLEN!"
Boffin:
Spitfire pilot 1-"Biggles have you heard the news?"
Spitfire pilot 2-"No, what is it jeffrey?"
Spitfire pilot 1-"The boffins have cracked the enigma code!"
Spitfire pilot 2-"Excellent; lets get up there and give those germans a taste of our good old British spunk, bristol fashon, six of the best trousers down!"
Nerd:
Normal person-"Well this is a fine state of affairs!"
Nerd-"Is it... I though it was a disaster?"
Normal person-"OMG I was being sarcastic. You are such a nerd!"
Geek:
"OMG OMG IT'S A TINY PAINTED IAN MCKELLEN!"
Boffin:
Spitfire pilot 1-"Biggles have you heard the news?"
Spitfire pilot 2-"No, what is it jeffrey?"
Spitfire pilot 1-"The boffins have cracked the enigma code!"
Spitfire pilot 2-"Excellent; lets get up there and give those germans a taste of our good old British spunk, bristol fashon, six of the best trousers down!"
Nerd:
Normal person-"Well this is a fine state of affairs!"
Nerd-"Is it... I though it was a disaster?"
Normal person-"OMG I was being sarcastic. You are such a nerd!"
by Lord Kitchiner October 13, 2012
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