Smoking a boat 

A Boat is another term for PCP. PCP is some nasty shit. Don't take it. ever.

Guy: Hey man, wanna smoke a boat?

Me: Nah man, I'm all weed, I don't do hard shit like you

Guy: Come on man, you'd love smoking a boat...

Me: Fuck off crack head.

Smoking a boat by FlaTLiN3D September 2, 2009

canoe boat driver 

The female genitalia known as the clitoris

After she talked to the judge and jiggled the jury, I had a face to face discussion with the canoe boat driver. I gave that bastard a tongue lashing.

canoe boat driver by shane shane shane July 7, 2006

Need a Bigger Boat

A term often used when a person sharts themselves at a party or bar but decides to suck it up and continue on with the night.

"Dude, Zander, are you alright?"

"No man, I'm gonna need a bigger boat."

"What?"

"There's been a shart attack. I can feel the liquid surrounding me but I'm gonna let it crust up and party on!"

Need a Bigger Boat by KetelOne415 October 23, 2009

penis boat 

when the penis of a man floats to the top of the water in a bath/pool/hot tub.

I was sitting in the bath trying to relax and my penis boat popped up.

penis boat by that guy with the definition April 28, 2009

slow boat to prozak island 

slowly losing one's mind, freaking out, going crazy

Jenny is on the slow boat to prozak island now that she knows she is pregnant with Bubba's child

slow boat to prozak island by Terri Ivie January 1, 2008

Sushi Boat 

A Mitsubishi automobile. Coined from a scene in the King of the Hill episode "Unfortunate Son".

EUSTACE: Yeah it's the maroon Mitsubishi.
COTTON: Mitsubishi??? They made the planes that bombed Pearl Harbor! I ain't sellin' Hitler's canoe to no traitor.
EUSTACE: We had a verbal agreement.
COTTON: You don't deserve no Hitler's canoe. I'm a war hero! I killed fitty men, now hop in your sushi boat and git!

Sushi Boat by Ianjib January 10, 2016

Toy Boat

Arguably the most impossible tongue twister ever discovered. Any challenge to "say 'toy boat' 10 time fast" is usually met with "toy boyt" or "toe boat" owing to the complex lingual/mental action in forming the two words.

Bet you can't say "toy boat" ten times fast!

Toy Boat by Captain Xedrix May 4, 2018