Bottle Blonde 

A woman who dyes her hair blonde and thinks guys are stupid enough to think its real.

Here is a easy way to tell a real blond from fake: Look at the eyebrows!

WARNING!!! Avoid bottle blonds because if you last more than 10 years with them there hair will fall out from peroxide poisoning!

Wow nice blonde hair, only problem, you have brown eyebrows!

Stupid bottle blonde

Bottle Blonde by TomTheHoff June 20, 2009

blonde brittany 

Illinoian decent, refers to a girl who likes to straddle when drunk, refuses to give only receives, Likes to cry a lot, is allergic to alcohol, and enjoys bukkake and cum farting!

Blonde Brittany stradles Gregg as she demands bukkake from Josh, after puking from Matt's seamen, and cum farting after colin skeets in her.
She likes the taste of Mark's peedle.

blonde brittany by Capt. America February 14, 2005

Blonde 

Ditzy,annoying,and oblivious to the world around them.Usually very hyperactive,has no personality and often watches "bring it on"and "legally blonde"

WTF! danielle quit being so damned blonde!!

Blonde by Loo November 17, 2003

blonde 

a person who is very slow, un smart, or is just plain stupid

a hair color

the biggest prep in your school!

she is such a blonde!

blonde by Erin silva May 12, 2004

Blonde Freeze 

When a Blonde haired person is trying to do several things at a time and then gets confused and or overwhelmed.

While at work I was helping a customer at the counter. Then another customer walks up to ask me if we are all out of a product. Then the phone rings. I turned to my co-worker and told him I am having a Blonde Freeze.

Blonde Freeze by Ms D November 8, 2010

Blondeshell 

A blonde bombshell. A smoking hot blonde who catches your eye from afar and makes every guys' trousers feel tighter and tighter.

Dude #1: "Bro, did you see that blondeshell that just passed by us?"

Dude #2: "Who do you think I am? Helen Keller? Fuck yeah I saw her."

Blondeshell by JT43 August 22, 2011

blonde-guy 

A male human child that often throws his feet at Mikhael. A blonde-guy is also required ti be blonde and have glasses. Most blonde-guys thoroughly enjoy throwing their feet at Mikhael, although not all of them do.

Hey look! It's a blonde-guy, I saw him throw his feet at Mikhael last week.

blonde-guy by PokecordWeebH November 8, 2018