Shoelace Belt 

A pointless, meaningless, peice of shit preps use as belts because they think they're too cool for regular belts. They don't work, so why wear them at all? Because it's "ghetto."

Prep: I'm so ghetto with this shoelace belt.

Me: Get your head out of your ass. You're not ghetto. You live in a two story house, your middle class family pays the bills with ease, and you get whatever your fucking spoiled ass desires. Go and buy a real fucking belt and throw away your sad excuse for a fashion trend. Asshole.

Prep: It's cool though all my friends do it.

Me: All your friends are ignorant, self indugent pricks that will do anything to fit in.

Shoelace Belt by ShoelaceBeltsAreForQueers March 15, 2010

casady belt

Belt worn that covers the vigina or penis with a lock and key, the man or woman keeps the key.

The casady belt will keep that hoe faithful.

casady belt by Lorena Simpson October 30, 2007

Tool Belt 

A catagory of person, usually enjoying industrial music. In some circles refers only to the female of the species, alternately called "Toolbelt Chicks"

Dude, I'm a toolbelt magnet!

Tool Belt by industrialprophet.com November 16, 2002

The Belt 

What you need when you have a bunch of children that are whiny spoiled brats that will throw a temper tantrum when they don't get what they want.

Oh for gods sake, little Jimmy is throwing a hissy fit because we won't let him have candy, get the belt!

The Belt by PhoenixGamer34 April 10, 2021

garter belt 

adj. Describes something universally hailed as sexy, but which is not sexy at all.

My boyfriend wanted to bring whipped cream to bed last night, but I told him, "that is so garter belt."

Leopard skin sheets are garter belt.

Credit: Maggie G. -AZ

garter belt by River Ratty October 22, 2005

seat belt safty 

when you have sex while the guy is driving and in a seatbelt and the girl is doing all the work!

Driver: want have sex on I-95
Girl: what if we crash
Driver: dont worry bout it ill buckel up
Girl: What bout me
Driver: Dont worry im a great driver
Girl:Ok we will call it Seat Belt Safty

seat belt safty by Penguin69 February 22, 2009

blue belt

When a person engages in sexual intercourse, for the first time, with their partner underwater in full SCUBA equipment. Must be certified by an instructor.

Stacy’s mom went on a 2-week vacation to a dolphin resort with her Latin lover, Rodriguez, and came home triumphantly with her blue belt.

blue belt by awildsciencepunappeared January 13, 2018