Fur-bearing trout

A fearsome critter that supposedly lives in Montana that resembles a trout, yet nests in trees and is covered in fur. Its fur is purportedly very fine, and thus extremely valuable.

Woah! That fur-bearing trout is even cooller than the jackelope I saw earlier!

by Knighshade July 11, 2004

Barrington

A small town in south jersey with a population of about 5000 to 8000. Known for kids extremely good at sports and guys that have really big dicks. kids here go to haddon heights high school and are really fast.

Damien: yo is that kid from barrington cause he's really good at sports and really fast too.

Jane: yeah he is. you should see his dick too.

by luke from hood June 20, 2009

baling

When your diet contains so much fibre that your shit starts to look like hay bales.

"Man, this high fibre diet has me baling."

by Linnick March 29, 2008

bating

The art of luring pedophiles to contact you on instant messenger under the illusion that you are a 12 year old girl. Then you fuck with them as unmercifully as possible. (source: Doug Stanhope)

Bating is the perfect thing to do on a saturday night

by Champdelachamp November 17, 2006

Baking bread

The method used when facing ED, much like a natural viagra. In most cases, baking the bread is applied when an individual is intoxicated. The theory states that when an individual is unable to get a boner, he places his soft serve weiner into a girls vagina. The vag acts like an oven and when a doughy d mixes with the vag juice in the warm oven and causes the weiner to get hard. A female mouth, or in a bernie's case a male mouth, can also be used to 'bake the bread.' This theory battles Einsteins theory of relativety as the most significant theory in history. It will not hold with anal sex though... would bread rise in a smell refrigerator?

Mateo: Yo, I got my D dubs last night
delmar: Not a chance, I saw you in the bar last night and you were plastered. There is no way you boned
Mateo: Dude, I was Baking bread, works every time
delmar: mmm yeasty

by allstarme November 9, 2007

Barrington

To be underage, drink or smoke way to much then drive and crash. Usually resulting in death.

Joey: You hear that Brian pulled a Barrington last night?

Kelly: Was he drunk or high?

Joey: Both, its Barrington.

by Seamus1124 January 12, 2008

baking a cake

the act of masterbation

"the phone rung so many times, but i couldn't answer i was in the middle of baking a cake."

by gene-v February 6, 2009