Easy bake kid/s

When someone gets married to someone who already has kids. They are “easy bake kid/s” because that person didn’t have to put any work into them when they were younger.

You could end up with “easy bake kid/s”. Ones from a previous marriage.

by Sousukejc March 12, 2022

Bucket bake

Someone who is a grumpy bastard

Look at that bucket bake

by Banfe May 7, 2022

easy bake oven

When the male inserts his dick into the women’s pussy and doesn’t move.

Harry just stuck it in me like an easy bake oven

by anonymous July 30, 2022

Quake & Bake

A quake & bake is like a one night stand, but with a woman who is a Quaker. To fully complete a quake & bake, the man must bust a nut into a bowl of oatmeal, which the woman then eats.

Yeah bro, I totally quake & bake that Quaker bitch last night.

by poopynutnacho September 8, 2022

FAKE BAKE

When a person makes a luxury cake using supermarkets ingredients using no mixer and no oven. First coined by Anges de Sucre.

Reshmi made a fake bake of the pink wink cake for a tenner.

by Noentry October 17, 2022

Clam Bake

When someone with a vagina uses a bong as a dildo.

I like a good ol’ Boston Steamer.

I don’t, but I enjoy a clam bake.

by uglyhot November 29, 2022

easy-bake oven

a name for when you don't want to directly name a pregnant person, so you just give them a nickname in hopes that they wont find out about how you've been talking about them all this time.

"hey, did you see ms.easy-bake oven yesterday? she looks like she's been eating non-stop!"

"you aren't supposed to say that, jeremiah."

by im at school right now January 12, 2023