caden ballinger

also known as Loren that’s what he used to be called and still is sometimes but he doesn’t like it because people used to make fun of it but he doesn’t know it’s a great name . He has curly brown hair which is adorable he mainly where’s a hat which is hot af, his freckles are sooo cute, he has great eyes that when you make eye contact you don’t wanna look away, lastly he has a perfect smile it is so dang cute you all wanna get anything to make him smile because it’s the best thing in the world. Oh and what’s crazy is that’s not the best part of course it’s his personality he is so kinda hearted and such a loving person you will wonder where he has been your whole life. He has had lots of hard times in life, but he’s found a way to his true self
that makes everyone wanna be around him constantly and love him for who he is because he is basically perfect and that is no lie. He’s a great friend who’s very trustworthy and he makes a good boyfriend and that’s a fact because he knows how to treats girls and how to make them the happiest. He’s crazy and silly but that’s what makes him who he is. Most people won’t mess with him because he’s a bad ass and most are scared of him. He gives literally the best advise anyone could ask for because dang is he a smart guy. He knows how to make anyone happy instantly, he is sooo sweet it’s crazy. Just saying you wanna know him and be in his life because it’s damn sure worth it.

person one: damn that Caden Ballinger guy is a bad ass.

person two: that’s why no one messes with him. #i wanna be like him

by baby😘❤️ June 13, 2018

soft boiling an egg

Soft boiling an egg ~ code for beating ones dick, or masturbating with ones penis.

I can't talk right now, soft boiling an egg. Talk later.

by Skylark838 September 25, 2018

Climate Balling

Trying to use climate change as a means to make fiscal or political capital. It is a pejorative for global warming hysteria. It is used by tools of the left to push a one world government agenda.

Chicken Little is at it again, his Climate Balling is useful mostly for securing a grant for his third rate research.

by GameOver1234 December 27, 2018

Drake baiting

When Drake says “yeah” at the beginning of the song so people keep listening and it becomes a hit.

“Never Recover” was OK, I only listen to it for the Drake verse at the beginning. Lil Baby and Gunna are Drake baiting us.

by subabe December 27, 2018

Cue Balling

When a bald man rubs his smooth head against a woman's vagina.

My boss shaved his head and totally went to town cue balling me.

by JustthisonetimeOK February 6, 2019

Dave Bailin

Dave Bailin is the hardest nigga out here in the shop. he fucks mad hoes and bitches even ebonys. He only has a two incher but he still fucks.

that nigga dave bailin fucked that black bitch laquisha

by Big_Ebony_Bich_08 March 11, 2019

Grammar Baiting

A late Argument move where someone intentionaly spels somthing wrong to see if they will correct it because if they do its a big sign they are running out of proper points to argue with

John was losing the argument until he used grammar baiting on steve, making him correct him

by Daddy Omega Thot March 12, 2019