when a bitch mad she/he a mad hoe, periodt💅🏽
those girls some mad hoes😌
by sweetgirls😌💖 February 26, 2020
A hoe who is upset when someone dates their ex and situations where one usually gets mad but mad hoes over react
Just because Allison dated your ex don't try to fight her. You must have mad hoe disease or something
by Duh_hydrated October 8, 2014
A disease where a hoe goes crazy trying to steal your man or other people's mans
Symptoms are-

Psycosis- What's this bitch doing around my man
Dementia- Did she forget he's mine
Depression- When they realize they dont have a chance
Anxiety- when they realize imma fight them if they don't stay away
Problems with coordination- Because hoes cant fight
Confusion- She still going after him? she must have be confused
Pins and Needles- When she's getting her ass beat
Did you say she's trying to steal Robbie from me, that girl got Mad Hoe Disease
by nesuDnaV nediA December 15, 2019
A conversation between a hair stylist and another lady that ended up as a funny meme💅🏾
Girl: "How much for knee length, medium?"

Me: "$80 hair provided"

Girl: "i got 30."

Me: 30 what

Girl: "$, knotless."

Me: "umm.. i dont do knotless and if i did they wouldn't be $30."

Girl: "well i want knotless."

Me: "okay i dont do knotless. I can refer you to somebody."

Girl: "stop playing on my phone. Are you doing my hair or not."

Me: "okay clearly we aren't on the same page here... I do NOT do knotless, would you like for me to refer you to somebody??"

Girl: "who are you talking to? Very unprofessional smh this what i get for trying to support black people."

Me: "uh okay."

Girl: "well i want knotless. Knotless please.

Me: "I DONT DO NO MUTHAFUKIN KNOTLESS YOU FINNA GET BLOCKED."

Girl: "U mad hoe Knotless"
by Alise the alien July 26, 2021
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A phrasal meme originating from Famous Dex's 2015 track "Hoes Mad."

It is generally used when females are expressing anger in an irrational manner.
Bro 1: Dude my girlfriends been going crazy for no fucking reason as of late
Bro 2: It's OK dude, hoes mad, now let's go smoke some weed.
by sinmeister2002 May 9, 2019
Hoes mad is used in situations where the hoes (or hoe) are indeed mad

Synonyms: Sluts angry, Thots triggered
by Idk just made it for a joke September 26, 2019