Luke Yardy

Small man with a large heart. Also known as gremy, grem, the gremlin, or yarddog. Known for getting freshman girls drunk to scam on them, being very agressive when intoxicated, hooking up in jeeps, playing baseball, and living a claimed christian life.

Hey, lets go see luke yardy tonight in OV4, hes still good even though he only has one arm!

by bambam4 December 14, 2008

getting yards

getting so much sex, measured in lengths, that when considering the collective amount of inches being consumed (or delivered) that the result is easier to calculate in yards.

That guy is getting so much helmet, that he must be getting yards

by wazgilbert August 17, 2010

dead yard

A cemetery. A yard where the dead are buried.

A five year old asks if we go to heaven when we die then why are there dead yards?

A five year old child asks, "if we go to heaven when we die, then why are there dead yards?"

by 29lil1 March 4, 2014

duck yard

When your iPhone decides to auto-correct fucktard.

Damn it, I said FUCKTARD...not duck yard.

by Taylorjeans November 7, 2014

Junk yard hoe

A girl who is so incredibly deplorable, both aesthetically and audibly, that she belongs in a junk yard. A JYH is usually the ugly friend of a cooler, more visually pleasing girl, usually kept around so that said hot girl looks more appealing to the male population.

Bro #1: Dude, I hate when Nicole brings Christina around. Everything about her is unbearable.

Bro #2: I know man. She's a real junk yard hoe.

by PrettyFlvcko November 16, 2014

puss yard

A unit of measurement.

His dick was so big, you have to measure it in puss yards!

by Blake92 September 22, 2016

junk yard chili dog

1. Passionless throat pounding until vomiting occurs.
2. Savage rectal plunder until a vomit-fecal slurry is achieved.
3. Perform furious mammory coitus.

I gave my old lady the old junk yard chili dog last night fellas!

by Alaskan cock basket May 28, 2017