Wankers dozen

A meeting of the far right British group 'Britain First', so called wankers dozen because a) they are all wankers of the highest order and b)meetings never usually number more than 12 either in collective IQ or in number of persons.
First defined in the official Rochdale -English dictionary definition.

I'd heard a boisterous meeting of people in the backroom of 'the illiterate thugs arms' (pub) but when I checked it was only Paul, Jayda and the rest of the wankers dozen .

by terry fuckwitt1 May 18, 2018

Wine wanker

Somebody who drinks wine pretentiously in the company of others to show off their knowledge and try to make other people feel inferior.

It was really embarrassing seeing Declan complain about all the wines we drank just to get attention. What a wine wanker!

by Zed's dead baby October 15, 2011

Urban Dictionary Wanker (UDW)

When Urban Dictionary Editors don't post good definitions because 1) it offended tweens 2) cuz they're are wankers.

UD editor: :O OMG that's is racist against tweens and black people
UD publisher: You're a Urban Dictionary Wanker (UDW)

by hatingurbandictionary May 13, 2010

wanker

A wanker is some total nob head who is being a twat but wanker is the first thing that comes to mind.

Chocha is a total wanker!!

by Ash1402 June 26, 2006

Dog Wanker

A person you don't like very much

Johns a dog wanker

by Fredy January 31, 2003

Slug wenker

A person who wenks off in public restrooms slowly, while everyone else waits outside plugging or hold their apingals in discomfort.

There's a slug wenker in the head and I got a turtle peeping out.

by Vince Garcia June 11, 2006

Winder

1.Person who takes it up the ass from a phenomonon known as "Teh quota", and "Teh Eldridge"

2. A fucking moron.

1. Man, that Winder sure is a little whiny bitch.

2. Gah, more rules? Damn you Winder!

by Suck it December 8, 2004