Hoodie Weather

The time of the year when the temperature calls for a hoodie. Hoodie weather is subjective to location do to different temperatures. However, most areas will experience the emergence of hoodie weather sometime in late summer or early fall.

GA Guy: Finally! The weather is dipping to a cool 85, time to whip out the hoodies.

PA Guy: What?! That's not hoodie weather! That's shorts and a t-shirt weather here! You so silly!

by Boatboatboat September 8, 2011

witherwanded

Impotent or limpdicked.

Durwood is about as witherwanded as is possible without actually toting it around in a pickle jar.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

witherage

The age at which one begins to wither. Exactly which age this is varies broadly between individuals, and is subject to genes, environmental and lifestyle factors.

Andy, you're 35 now - isn't it time to think about saving for your fast-approaching witherage?

by Andy Sword November 6, 2010

witherful

Unexplainable beauty; love beyond rationality.

Nick: When I look up at the night sky and can't distinguish the stars from constellations, I get kind of emotional.
Emm: I know it is kind of gay, but I feel the same way too.

Nick: The cosmos are so witherful.

by nicknamelastname February 19, 2019

Wetter than the farmers daughter on church day

When some where’s really wet and soggy...
Cause the farmers daughter is always wet on church day

Bro1:Dude did you see outside

Bro2:yah it’s wetter than the farmers daughter on church day out there.

by Actualcrispy October 6, 2020

Weather Porn

Weather porn is porn of well the weather, The sun fucking the clouds or whatever else that is on the weather that is doing anything sexual or NSFW is Weather porn.

Wait is that the clouds fucking the sun in 4k real high quality hd?!?!? Looks like Weather Porn!

by AreYeWinningSon? November 12, 2021

Naked Weather

Naked weather is where the weather is so hot that you could go outside naked and you wouldn't be cold at ALL.

Boy 1: "Dude, yesterday in California, Bob said that the weather was so hot, it felt like a 200degree oven!"
Boy 2: "Wow, that is SOO naked weather man"
Boy 1: "Yeah..I know, right?"

by Dang...(: June 10, 2010