Washingtons

Filthy, often unbrushed or rotten teeth. An homage to George Washington's wooden dentures.

Go brush your god-awful Washingtons.

by FTVMartin December 17, 2006

Washington Wart Wash

It's when you pop some exlax and squirt shit on to a chic's genital warts, virtually clearing them up.

toby: dude that fuckin hoe shirley had a gang of blisters so i hooked up a washington wart wash.

bobby: shirley's twat stinks

by bennypotsmoker March 29, 2007

Washington Examiner

A right-wing propaganda site

Washington Examiner-Trump has done 300 things in two years

Normal person- Haha, so stupid

by Jam00235 January 20, 2019

washing machine dick

When a woman is riding you cowgirl & she changes from a rhythmic up down back forward motion to one that attempts to reach all the angles in the known universe at once

I finally got that chick from my court mandated alcohol therapy class naked last night. Everything was amazing until she gave me the Washing Machine Dick. I'm going to need Alexander to get my dick out of this Gordian Knot!

by Demon of Nature June 10, 2017

George Washington Bag

A small bag of weed worth 1$ usually weighing 0.1 Grams

Sam: dooode we dont have any money

Tyler: no i have a doller

Sam: i wana smoke and thats not gonna get us shit

Clyde:naaaa man il hook you guys up with a fat George Washington Bag!

Sam:YESSSSSSSS

by Sam631 August 4, 2009

ten minute warning

The warning you give somebody, when you see them walking into the same bathroom you've just come from, immediately after taking a nasty shit. Ten minutes is the alloted time it usually takes for a bathroom to air out, before it becomes usable for someone else.

"Man, that fucking stinks! Would it have killed you to have given me a ten minute warning, first?"

by D. Gould April 26, 2006

You're wasting my free minutes

when you're on your cell after 9 or 7 (when its free) and the person you're talking to is wasting your time with their stupidity

Person: Brittany Spears is my role model.
You: You're wasting my free minutes, you know that?

by MissBynn March 2, 2009