A noun used to describe the tendency of certain competition-based video games to give extra help (such as rare weapons or tools) to the player in last place.
Anthony: Finally I beat you at Mario Race.
Robert: Thats just because you got a Star at the last minute. Fuckent Video Game Welfare.
Robert: Thats just because you got a Star at the last minute. Fuckent Video Game Welfare.
by marioracer December 28, 2009
Get the Video Game Welfare mug.A gothic-seeming Zelda-obsessed nerd with delusions of grandeur. May vacillitate between sexually harassing women and deciding to become one. Enjoys being fisted in the ass at any speed.
"Did you hear about that Video Gamer X?"
"No, why?"
"They got arrested for masturbating to the Zelda display in the Gamestop at the mall."
"Again?"
"No, why?"
"They got arrested for masturbating to the Zelda display in the Gamestop at the mall."
"Again?"
by everyechelonuserever September 6, 2014
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the sensation of accidentally pressing a button that you meant for one game, but actually corresponds with another.
"Ah man why's you throw your grenade!" his friend replies. "I meant for it to knife: I've been playing destiny all day, i've got video game jetlag."
by DarudeSandstorm March 1, 2015
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jane:its not that bad
(5min later)
jane: EWWW OMG IM GONNA PUKE!
jane:its not that bad
(5min later)
jane: EWWW OMG IM GONNA PUKE!
by 1cocoa20 May 24, 2009
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Get the Hood Video mug.Also known as jacking off. Its when you have somebody in your room (usually dorm room in college) and you need to go and jack it because its that time of day when your roommate actually is at class and you have your own free time.
"Hey Nick can you go back to your room for a little bit, I'm gonna video chat real quick"
"Oh OK, yeah sure, i get it"
"Oh OK, yeah sure, i get it"
by redhawk9er October 24, 2009
Get the Video Chat mug.One who just can't seem to pull his finger from his arse and press record after the change of CCTV tapes.
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