A variation of the brother blumpkin in which the giver is finished with an abe lincoln and adds a mustache created from the other's excrement.
by Assman December 2, 2004
Get the Kraig Vasquez mug.A vastlakukkel is a pastry which involves a spermy-like cream that makes a vastlakukkel to what it is: A vastlakukkel.
Vastlakukkel, also known as Crème Brulée, is eaten alot by Estonians like Allar Antson.
Vastlakukkel can also be used as a random funny word to spam with.
In any situation, vastlakukkel is the key to success.
Vastlakukkel, also known as Crème Brulée, is eaten alot by Estonians like Allar Antson.
Vastlakukkel can also be used as a random funny word to spam with.
In any situation, vastlakukkel is the key to success.
1. Allar slaps Vastlakukkel with a vastlakukkel
2. <Sick-Mic> Hai Guard!!1
<Guard> Vastlakukkel
3. <Teh_9ur3_n33b> i was boning this chick and she squirted in my eye so i was like WHAT THE FUCK BITCH and i stuck it in her ass and then her mom came and i was like 2 in the pink 1 in the stink and she went all crazy and i was like ANGRY DRAGON MOTHERFUCKER RAGHHHHHHHH AND I PISTOL WHIPPED HER FUCK BITCH COCK
<Guard> L!!! Vastlakukkel motherfucker!!!!!
4. Guard told me I'm a fucking jew, but I came back with vastlakukkel, so lots ov win tbh.
2. <Sick-Mic> Hai Guard!!1
<Guard> Vastlakukkel
3. <Teh_9ur3_n33b> i was boning this chick and she squirted in my eye so i was like WHAT THE FUCK BITCH and i stuck it in her ass and then her mom came and i was like 2 in the pink 1 in the stink and she went all crazy and i was like ANGRY DRAGON MOTHERFUCKER RAGHHHHHHHH AND I PISTOL WHIPPED HER FUCK BITCH COCK
<Guard> L!!! Vastlakukkel motherfucker!!!!!
4. Guard told me I'm a fucking jew, but I came back with vastlakukkel, so lots ov win tbh.
by ColaDrinkrrrr February 11, 2008
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Get the Västerort mug.When a man anally rapes another man using Greek yogurt as lubricant, and then proceeds to eat the yogurt
Whats that white stuff all over his face? Oh it's just some left over yogurt from the dirty Vasili I pulled on that guy last night
by dirtyhandler69 April 15, 2020
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Receeding into ones mind so much that one starts to lose sanity and reality so quickly that one tends to play RPG's instead of encumbering real life tasks like going to the bathroom. Side effects of Vasco Ignus Syndrome are simmilar to that of the dreaded Everquest syndrome.
Receeding into ones mind so much that one starts to lose sanity and reality so quickly that one tends to play RPG's instead of encumbering real life tasks like going to the bathroom. Side effects of Vasco Ignus Syndrome are simmilar to that of the dreaded Everquest syndrome.
by Sandstorm February 24, 2005
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"So one time Rocco decided to perform Vastafication on his girlfriends feet. She put them together and he rubbed his man junk all up in it. He sir, he laied the Alaskan Pipeline to her feet"
by Tyjuice Nukkaballa December 28, 2005
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GUY 1:FAK VASILICA UP HER BUT
GUY 2:AHH VASILICAAAAA
VASILICA:DACA MINUS CU MINUS FAC PLUS TOT DOI AI
GUY 2:AHH VASILICAAAAA
VASILICA:DACA MINUS CU MINUS FAC PLUS TOT DOI AI
by Maria_staicut January 24, 2017
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