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The Towson University Uniform 

noun: A truly hideous and unflattering outfit worn by all the blonde-haired biddies of Towson University in Maryland. It is primarily worn during the winter months, yet is extremely impractical as it does not provide significant warmth to the wearer.

The Towson University Uniform consists of a Northface jacket, Ugg boots, black tights (without anything over them) and a Towson University T-shirt.

The Towson University Uniform may be supplemented by a variety of accessories including but not limited to: a Vera Bradley handbag or purse, 4-inch jean skirt, cameltoe, trendy decorative scarf, or oversized sunglasses.

The Towson University Uniform speaks volumes about the thickheadedness of some girls. You look fucking retarded! Have some respect for yourself and put some pants on for god's sake; no one wants to see your cameltoe! Ugg boots are a crime against nature. It's remarkable how many random girls at a public school could be wearing the same thing at any given time.
Marco: "Don't you think that girl would be so much more attractive if she wasn't wearing the Towson University Uniform?"

Sean: "Definitely, those ugg boots are ugly as shit and that cameltoe really isn't doing anything for me."

University of Pittsburgh 

A prestigious, top 20 public university in the city of Pittsburgh, PA. Is home to around 20,000 undergraduate students and is most notable for its excellent medical and pre-professional programs. Typically has an excellent basketball team and has recently had a top 20 football team.
University of Pittsburgh is officially the most selective public university in Pennsylvania. HAIL TO PITT!

university bookstore 

a building on a college campus which magically makes all merchandise placed within its walls cost two to three times as much as it would elsewhere.
When I found the chunk of plastic known as a 'contact lens case' priced at $5.99 in our university bookstore, I went into a rage and drove my car through the front window.
university bookstore by elemental February 24, 2006

Kettering University 

Best engineering school ever, located in the worst city ever, Flint, MI. Formerly known as GMI (General Motors Institute).

82% men, 100% sausage fest.
Guy 1: I'm going to Kettering for Mechanical Engineering!
Guy 2: I feel sorry for you dude.
Kettering University by Prometheus September 17, 2004

University Place 

University Place is a small town outside of Tacoma, Washington which hold the Chambers Bay Golf Course. Do not let it's size fool you for it is highly populated with the extremely rich, Asians, and old people. U.P (as it is known by most people) is home to the Curtis Vikings. Curtis is the high school most of Tacoma's expelled and troubled go, however the private school drop outs, and Lakewood "thugs" are also drawn to the overcrowded halls. The children of University place form very distinct cliques; Soccer Jocks, Rich Kids, Gated Community/Trust Fund "Gangsters", Laxers, Stoners, and the Anime Club kids. Automobiles that you may chance to see range from lexus to bmws, acuras to newer jettas. Brand names such as North Face, True Religion, and Ugg adorn most bodies, young and old. Face and Social status is a MUST in order to live here. From Chambers Creek to the Curran Apple Orchard, you can find late night pot heads. The one skate park is always packed on a sunny day as is green firs shopping center after school on week days. University Place is a must see on any snobs itinerary.
Oh, makes sense then. He's from University Place.
University Place by ihatecurtis August 2, 2011

Plymouth State University

A small state University in the beautiful White Mountains of New Hampshire. Originally a teacher's college, it is now big in Business and Meteorology. Known as a party school, there are tons of crunchy granola people and plenty of marijuana to go around.

Universism

Universism is a religious philosophy which aims to unite freethinkers, whether they use the term Atheist, Agnostic, Deist, Transcendentalist, Pantheist, Scientific Materialist or other to describe their beliefs. Universism posits that religious philosophy should not be conceived in terms of one's views toward God, but rather the method and attitude with which one approaches religious questions. Universists embrace uncertainty and deem it fundamental to human progress.
Universists believe all meaning and purpose should be understood through personal reason and experience, without resort to faith.
Universism by Greg Davidson February 26, 2005