right turn clyde

What you say when you want someone to hang a right. Came from the Clint Eastwood movie "Every Which Way But Loose" where Clint's character had a pet orangutan named Clyde. See left turn clyde.

The po-po is on our six. Right turn Clyde!

by fizzle April 22, 2004

turn your bike round

To go and have a shit, poo, crap etc

Blimey mate i am touching cloth and have a huge tortoise head i really need to go and turn my bike round, see you in five, or:

Your'e twitching like you need to go and turn your bike round mate

by Ed209 February 26, 2006

Turnip Blaster

a person who chucks kirbies at your face while playing WoW

Guild Snagglepuss : Hey what time is it?
Guild Tippins : <(O.O<) •••• ¬ <(o.^<) pew pew pallyrangers!!!
Guild Snagglepuss : o you turnip blaster you

by tasty cake June 28, 2009

Turn on

1.To open your awareness.
2.Something that just interest you or makes you happy.

Not just a sexual term. Anyone from the 60's used this term prevalently through out the grooviest time in our recent history.
Timothy Leary "Turn on, Tune in, drop out."

ex1: The warm weather today is such a turn on.
ex2:I just got Turned on by this guy to Jefferson Airplanes album.

by lux bronwyn October 28, 2006

Nicole Turner

The best person ever in the world ever and you all wanna be her

'i wish i was nicole turner!!'

by nikki_pop October 21, 2008

Turn off

Things that will make what seems like a really good time in bed, into something unpleasant and embarassing.

"My ex does a much better blowjob than you"

"Is your mother/daughter dating"

"How much do you weigh anyway?"

"Can we get this on"

etc, etc

by Indeedlydoo September 4, 2005

turned out

someone who got butt-sodomized in prison -against their will-

Tyrone: Hey Juan, that new guy Beecher sure was easy pray. I caught him in the shower and turned out his bitch ass when he dropped the soap.

Juan: Hey homes that guy was my bitch, you owe me now dog!

by Dark Lord of the Anus December 28, 2005