torching

Smoking massive amounts of Jamaican kush

-Yo lets get to torching!

- Alright I'm ready to get torched

by Dankballer600 August 18, 2015

topher

some one who enjoys smoking DANK.

topher is so high right now.

by flea March 11, 2005

Torcher

Being subjected to someone's emotionally charged, critical rant about something that noone should ever be so charged up about.

Person 1: Z morning zoo is GARBAGE!!!! And your prank phone calls aren't funny and they weren't funny the first 8 bazillion times u did them! So get some new material!!!!!! I HATE U Z morning Zoo!!!! Elvis Duran may u die of gonaria and rot in hell!!!!

Person 2:Whoa Buddy why are you torchering me?

by MorchinLikeJimTorchen January 18, 2012

topher

V: To run something into the ground or fizzle out.

Johnny quit his job at ABC company to go to work for XYZ company. Shortly after , his career tophered and he was left jobless.

by Bartmanohio October 20, 2008

torah time

When a person of cheap or pennypinching quality is about to engage in said displays of frugality. Alludes to stereotype of Jews being cheap.

Me: We each have to put up a 10 for the food.
Everyone else(excluding cheapskate): ok, thats fine.
Cheapskate: I only spent $9.48 not 10 bucks worth , how bout i put in 6?
Me: It's torah time!!!

by Peteismyslavename January 9, 2008

california blow torch

a guy from california, that gets on webcam websites such as stickam and talks dirty to random girls he's never met.

"Oh hey, I'm Patrick, I'm horny!"
"Eww, gtfo, your such a california blow torch."

by hahahellooo June 19, 2009

Semen Torpedo

When a person, most often a girl, is shrunk in size, and swallowed by a man. The girl then must waits til the man ejaculates and then shoots out of his penis, soaring across the room.

Fuck i just had a Semen Torpedo last night

by damnthatbitchisugly January 23, 2009