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So long, and thanks for all the fish

What the dolphins said (or tried to say) to us humans as they left right before the Earth was destroyed in the book The Ultimate Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.
"So long, and thanks for all the fish." -dolphin
by beattie April 11, 2005
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What were they thinking?

A phrase popularised by the Angry Video Game Nerd. Often used in reviews to point out a really shitty feature/scene/piece of shit.

Can also be used to show one's dissatisfaction with something.
Mike: There are aliens in the fourth Indiana Jones.
Jim: What were they thinking?!
by Nitemarish September 6, 2009
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thanks, lee

That guy who tries to top a joke that's already been made.
Lee doesn't get the comedy pyramid. There's set up, rising action, punchline. Lee keeps going after the joke's been made. Thanks, Lee.
by JormanThoad March 21, 2017
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thanksliving

Thanksgiving is marked in late November in the US by sharing a meal with family and friends. The meal for most Americans in 2018 includes large portions of animal flesh, usually turkey flesh. Animal rights advocates championing the cause of justice, empathy, compassion for non-human animals along the same lines as human animals, mark this occasion by sharing a meal devoid of animal cruelty. An animal friendly meal celebrating human and non-human animal lives is referred to as Thanksliving.
Maria, from Vahimsa PA, has an open invitation for anyone interested in Thanksliving celebrations.
by Social-media Wordsmith November 21, 2018
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MODE 2 THINKING

MODE 2 THINKING

Festinger's Theory of Cognitive Dissonance postulates that individuals,when presented with evidence contrary to their worldview or situations in which they must behave contrary to their worldview, experience "cognitive dissonance."

MODE 2 THINKING

There is a connection between mode 2 thinking and cognitive dissonance.
Emotionally based thinking is much more susceptible to facts and logic which contradict the justification for that thinking or emotional worldview.
Factually or logically inconsistent cognitions are
countered not with consistent factual/logical cognitions, but with emotional cognitions.

For the mode 2 thinker, the universe is not a
matter of logic and fact, it is a matter of emotion, and when presented with logic or facts that contradict a strongly held emotion, they respond not with a logical/factual refutation of that contradiction, but
with an emotional refutation.

The mode 2 thinker refutes emotionally,not logically.

This is why one cannot debate or discuss logic and facts
with mode 2 thinkers. Any reasoned discussion or debate is met with emotional discussion or debate. It is like trying to debate with a child...they simply don't hear you.

How can one counter emotional arguments?
Answer: It is not possible.
Mode 2 thinkers cannot be persuaded rationally...i.e. with facts and logic that contradict their worldview.

Only rational individuals can be persuaded with contradictory facts and logic.
MODE 2 Thinking.... ESDLs say...don't confuse me with the facts for I have already made up my mind and the facts will just confuse me!

Mode 2 thinking... Hilliary says "It's a vast right wing conspiracy".

MODE 2 thinking......Al Gore won in 2000, Humans cause Global Warming and not the SUN!

Mode 2 thinking.... George Bush is an idiot, but he tricked the smartest woman in the world to vote for the Iraq war, Hilliary

Mode 2 thinking....Oral sex is not sex, and ...."it depends on what the meaning of "is...IS"
by Dead Gophers December 5, 2007
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thank wank

Thank Wank - A form of manual sex (stimulation by the hand) given in a gracious display of respect to someone who has done you a favour or otherwise indebted you.
Antonio: Can you get me a discount on this product with your trade account?
Mac: Sure man!
Antonio: Sweet! I owe you a thank wank!
Mac: Awwww yiss!

Alternatively

Antonio: Mac got me a sweet deal this weekend!
Stevo: Word son! You best get that man a thank wank!
Antionio: Way ahead of ya stevo!
Stevo: Finger lickin good!
by Loose As A Moose July 29, 2014
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thankle

An exaggeration of 'cankle'. Whereas 'cankle' is a contraction of 'calf-ankle', 'thankle' is 'thigh-ankle'. Indicates that there isn't just no discernable ankle, but no knee either.
Speaker 1. Sally has such cankles.
Speaker 2. No, they're not just cankles, they're THANKLES!
by Aoife303 November 12, 2006
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