toaster fairy

A Toaster Fairy, is when you pass out really drunk, sleep all night, and wake up with a horrible erection instead of a hangover.

"You hear my bro had a toaster fairy last week?"

by ToasterFairyEffect November 3, 2015

Toaster Mage

Master of the ? and eating gourmet legos. Impressively strange....likes to say "I see" alot. Without Toasty I would not know of Chef Brian or the demented cartoon movie.....My life would be much less interesting.....

toastermage: o.o
toastermage: unusual
toastermage: class LevelMod(wxPanel):
def __init__(self,parent,id):
wxPanel.__init__(self,parent,id)

self.lvlbx = wxComboBoself,1, pos=(50,10),style=wxCB_READONLY)
for num in range(1,201):
self.lvlbx.Append(str(num))

by Smoke the Hucast May 9, 2005

limp toaster

a mentally slow human who has the iq of a toaster and can’t get hard

used as an insult,

“you’re a whole limp toaster”

by Krafffffty February 27, 2021

Toaster

A toaster is person devoid of any real personality. They are nice and normal and “just there”, and can be useful —like your toaster In your kitchen.

Synonym and derivation : Milk-toast

Frank was nice enough but a total toaster

by Wangler123 October 21, 2020

Pulling a Toaster

Originated from an Assetto Corsa player who "pulled a toaster" because he thought he was ignored.

Its a term used when a person no-one gives a fuck about, decides to leak spicy information to the opposition of any kind.

Zema wanted to race and hes new.
I want to give the new guys chances too, so that they won't be pulling a toaster.

by yourmamageylol March 8, 2018

Tori the toaster

A tiny person who has been dubbed "anne" because she is annorexic and she is looked doWn by tall people

Tori the toaster is soo skinny

by A Man Who Knows His Shit January 29, 2017

Zen Toaster

A Zen Toaster is the stand in name for any quirky appliance that really ought to be recycled. It's Zen quality pretty much comes down to three things -- everything changes; everything is connected; pay attention. This karmic appliance is often seen in a starter home or in a college/roommate living situation; Perhaps it was purchased at a garage sale for cheap because one can't afford even the appliance at Walmart and such retail establishments. So while the Zen Toaster works with some kind of complex stipulation like it will not pop your toast out unless you hit the side of the toaster or it toasts doubly fast, it will work if you are present. However chances are you will be distracted by something like your phone and before you know it -the Zen Toaster burnt your toast just like a Pompeian papyrus scroll in 79 BCE. Now you have no toast, a smelly kitchen, perhaps even the smoke detector has gone off-and all because you didn't pay attention for a minute with what you know very well is your Zen Toaster!

Roomate: "Madeleine you are *f%$#4ing smelling up the kitchen again with your rye bread in the Zen Toaster!?!" Can you please get Meerkat while you attempting to cook!

by emmagigio March 13, 2024